Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(1) 3
South Mercia				The Seg
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 4 Tim Burr 11 Xavier Money 19 Harrison Fire 25, 41, 48, 63, 70, 90 Joe King 34, 84 Lou Sirr 79		Fletcher Bisceps 9.8 31 Jose Frayed 8.34 54 Casey Needzit 72 (og)

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	2 5 3
58	Possession	42
18	Shots	9
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	C.Lear		72
2	A.Meway	(60)	75
3	A.Gravity		74
4	N.Ovtime		73
5	C.Needzit		69
6	C.Arm	(66)	64
7	T.Burr		86
8	X.Money		78
9	L.Sirr		85
10	J.King		80
11	H.Fire		87
12	J.Case		0
13	B.Dwyer	(66)	57
14	J.Strap		0
15	B.Ender		0
16	X.Breath		0

1	M.DeLawn 10.7		48
2	J.Nasium 10.5		48
3	E.Ible		48
4	R.Ingleaves 6.12		48
5	D.Buratto 10.19		48
6	B.Crobbery 10.37		47
7	C.Mass* 6.19		48
8	B.Nessround	(32)	48
9	J.Frayed 8.34		48
10	F.Bisceps 9.8		48
11	W.Piece 8.11	(66)	48
12	O.Whackew 10.46		0
13	B.Nessround 8.22		0
14	J.Nasium 6.34		0
15	M.Labor		0
16	V.Lay		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Casey Needzit	with a dink right on the goal line
4 mins	The Seg	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
11 mins	Tim Burr	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Fletcher Bisceps 9.8	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins	Xavier Money	with a belter from his own half
25 mins	Harrison Fire	with a thunderous shot from distance
31 mins	Fletcher Bisceps 9.8	with a belter from his own half
32 mins	Bo Nessround	Scrapping
34 mins	Joe King	from a free kick
41 mins	Harrison Fire	with the hand of God
45 mins	The Seg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
48 mins	Harrison Fire	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
54 mins	Jose Frayed 8.34	with a strike from the left wing
56 mins	Chanda Lear	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Adam Meway	Spitting
63 mins	Harrison Fire	with a powerful header into the top corner
66 mins	Warren Piece 8.11	Handball
66 mins	Carl Arm	A broken thumb
70 mins	Harrison Fire	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
72 mins	Casey Needzit	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
75 mins	The Seg	changed from Attacking to Defensive
75 mins	Chanda Lear	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Lou Sirr	from a throw in
84 mins	Joe King	from the dressing room
90 mins	Harrison Fire	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps 9.8	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

South Mercia were very good value for this 12 - 3 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike The Seg who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
Ainsley Darby, eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
The Seg are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Moe DeLawn 10.7 should be locked up.
South Mercia may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
The final foul that broke the camel's back was the cherry on the ice cream sundae of Warren Piece 8.11's violent performance that saw him red carded.
South Mercia's Carl Arm has a broken thumb and misses 6 weeks after coming second in a fight in the car park.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Chaz Perkin looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that South Mercia scored."
The vet added insult to injury when he arrived with a slobbering Labrador who licked all the players and slapped the club with a £1,000 bill for lab tests.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Hard Pitch