Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 18
Collier Row Royals				Quiet Floods
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Al Kaholic 3, 12, 21, 29, 43 Moe DeLawn 8, 38 (pen), 47, 52, 70, 74, 83, 87 Dick Tater 17, 25 Sam Manilla 34, 79 Gael LR Givet 61 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	3 4 3
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	18
15	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Akinveev		48
2	B.Jones		41
3	G.Givet	(90)	42
4	G.Pique		41
5	L.Miguel		44
6	A.Dindane		44
7	R.Mavuba		42
8	L.Miller		42
9	A.Gilardino		43
10	J.Menez		43
11	V.Kompany		44
12	R.Ribery		0
13	I.Pelizzoli		0
14	L.Camp		0
15	G.Cheillini		0
16	L.Biglia		0

1	B.Cherry	88
2	R.Kleiner	90
3	D.Tater	88
4	D.Tater	89
5	A.Kaseltzer	90
6	A.Gravity	90
7	K.Opener	90
8	L.DeHand	88
9	S.Manilla	88
10	M.DeLawn	94
11	A.Kaholic	91
12	T.Vision	0
13	D.Pipes	0
14	K.Opener	0
15	X.Money	0
16	R.Sance	0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Al Kaholic	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
8 mins	Moe DeLawn	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
12 mins	Al Kaholic	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Dick Tater	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
21 mins	Al Kaholic	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
25 mins	Dick Tater	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Al Kaholic	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins	Sam Manilla	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
38 mins	Moe DeLawn	after ref awarded a penalty
43 mins	Al Kaholic	with a powerful header into the top corner
47 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
52 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
61 mins	Gael LR Givet	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
65 mins	Moe DeLawn	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
74 mins	Moe DeLawn	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
79 mins	Sam Manilla	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
90 mins	Gael LR Givet	Spitting

Match Report

Quiet Floods must have thought all their Christmases had come at once. Such was the extent of their thumping 18 - 0 rout of Collier Row Royals it looks like they got a few birthdays and some bank holidays thrown in for good measure.
What a tactician Quiet Floods manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Neil Down would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Collier Row Royals's Lucas LR Biglia didn't show for the match because his mummy had made Sunday roast early so they could all go to church later.
An own goal by Gael LR Givet gave Collier Row Royals a mountain to climb. If they were actually climbing a mountain, Gael LR Givet would be carrying all the bags to make amends for his gaff.
Quiet Floods's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Collier Row Royals's Kieran Downey experiment with the 4 3 3 Attacking formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
Much criticised Collier Row Royals manager Kieran Downey looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that Quiet Floods scored."
The Quiet Floods goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the Collier Row Royals defence all day long.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Buster Jones Junior

Windy

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