Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(3) 6
Collier Row Royals				Wimbledon FC
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 4, 16, 70, 78 Valeri LR Bojinov 8, 56 Freddie LR Adu 12, 34, 48 Player Name 48668 21 (og) Aruna Dindane 26 Lucas LR Biglia 30 Player Name 48669 39 (og) Rio LR Mavuba 52, 65, 82 (pen) Geogio LR Cheillini 61 Billy LR Jones 75, 86		Player Name 48679 11, 44, 55 Player Name 48677 34 Player Name 48676 65 Player Name 48672 77

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	8
15	Fouls	15
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Akinveev	48
2	G.Givet	42
3	B.Jones	41
4	G.Pique	41
5	G.Cheillini	42
6	A.Dindane	44
7	R.Mavuba	42
8	L.Biglia	42
9	V.Bojinov	43
10	F.Adu	44
11	C.Needzit	39
12	L.Miller	0
13	V.Kompany	0
14	I.Pelizzoli	0
15	R.Ribery	0
16	A.Gilardino	0

1	P.Name 48661		0
2	P.Name 48665	(90)	31
3	P.Name 48669	(90)	35
4	P.Name 48668		34
5	P.Name 48667		34
6	P.Name 48674		33
7	P.Name 48672		40
8	P.Name 48673		32
9	P.Name 48676		32
10	P.Name 48677		42
11	P.Name 48679		34
12	P.Name 48666		0
13	P.Name 48678		0
14	P.Name 48662		0
15	P.Name 48675		0
16	P.Name 48663	(90)	29


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Casey Needzit	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
8 mins	Valeri LR Bojinov	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
11 mins	Player Name 48679	with a flick on
12 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with a great solo effort
16 mins	Casey Needzit	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
21 mins	Player Name 48668	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
22 mins	Player Name 48677	scuffed a penalty
26 mins	Aruna Dindane	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
30 mins	Lucas LR Biglia	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
34 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with the hand of God
34 mins	Player Name 48677	with a dink right on the goal line
39 mins	Player Name 48669	with an own goal
43 mins	Freddie LR Adu	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 48679	with a thunderous shot from distance
48 mins	Freddie LR Adu	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
52 mins	Rio LR Mavuba	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Player Name 48679	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
56 mins	Valeri LR Bojinov	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
61 mins	Geogio LR Cheillini	with a belter from the halfway line
65 mins	Rio LR Mavuba	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
65 mins	Player Name 48676	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
70 mins	Casey Needzit	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Billy LR Jones	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
77 mins	Player Name 48672	from a free kick
78 mins	Casey Needzit	with a belter from the halfway line
82 mins	Rio LR Mavuba	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Billy LR Jones	with a spectacular bicycle kick
87 mins	Player Name 48673	scuffed a penalty
90 mins	Player Name 48665	A mild concussion
90 mins	Player Name 48669	Flying a kite

Match Report

Wimbledon FC's defence weren't keen on getting to the ball. They claimed it was a bit muddy and might mess up their nice white shorts. The result was a 19 - 6 tonking.
Collier Row Royals may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
When the shout of "mine" went up early in the game, Wimbledon FC must have thought the ball belonged to Collier Row Royals and felt it would be rude to take it off them.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the Wimbledon FC penalty area with Player Name 48669 being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
Scouts were seen watching Collier Row Royals's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
The reckless actions of Billy LR Jones handed Wimbledon FC a golden opportunity. Shame Player Name 48673 blew it from the spot. Should have kicked it like normal people.
"The boss always tells us a game is not lost until it's won," remarked striker Casey Needzit. "I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I don't think we lost. did we? Did we win?"
After this disgraceful performance the Wimbledon FC supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Normal

Soft Pitch