Match Report

	(0) 2	-	(14) 29
Discharge United				Quiet Floods
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 53 (pen), 89		Al Kaholic 3, 18, 62, 83, 89 Stu Pitt 6 (pen), 9, 12 (pen), 20, 23, 32 (pen), 41, 44, 47, 50, 53, 59, 65, 68, 71 Sam Manilla 15, 56 Moe DeLawn 29, 38, 77 Telly Vision 35, 74 Rick Kleiner 80 Len DeHand 86

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	3 2 5
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	29
15	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	S.Freak		33
2	A.Meway	(27)	29
3	L.DeHand		36
4	A.Sapple		34
5	W.Bago	(51)	32
6	D.Sore		41
7	N.Ovtime		30
8	A.Luminum	(75)	34
9	R.Cranium		28
10	J.Frayed		33
11	H.deMann		40
12	A.Kaholic		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	E.Dover		0
15	J.King		0
16	B.Arrow		0

1	B.Cherry		87
2	R.Kleiner		88
3	D.Pipes		80
4	D.Tater		86
5	A.Kaseltzer		89
6	L.DeHand		88
7	S.Manilla		88
8	S.Pitt	(36,73)	94
9	M.DeLawn		91
10	T.Vision		88
11	A.Kaholic		92
12	X.Money		0
13	R.Sance		0
14	K.Opener		0
15	S.Night		0
16	A.Gravity		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Al Kaholic	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
6 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Stu Pitt	from a corner
12 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Sam Manilla	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
18 mins	Al Kaholic	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
20 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
23 mins	Stu Pitt	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Stu Pitt	scuffed a penalty
27 mins	Adam Meway	Obstruction
29 mins	Moe DeLawn	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
32 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Telly Vision	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
36 mins	Stu Pitt	Repeated diving
38 mins	Moe DeLawn	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
41 mins	Stu Pitt	with a brave flying header
44 mins	Stu Pitt	from a goal kick
47 mins	Stu Pitt	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
50 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lovely move from the right wing
51 mins	Winnie Bago	High kicking
53 mins	Hugh deMann	after ref awarded a penalty
53 mins	Stu Pitt	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
56 mins	Sam Manilla	from a free kick
59 mins	Stu Pitt	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
62 mins	Al Kaholic	from a free kick
65 mins	Stu Pitt	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
68 mins	Stu Pitt	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
71 mins	Stu Pitt	from a goal kick
73 mins	Stu Pitt	Time wasting
74 mins	Telly Vision	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins	Al Luminum	Shirt pulling
77 mins	Moe DeLawn	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
83 mins	Al Kaholic	with a brave flying header
86 mins	Len DeHand	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
89 mins	Hugh deMann	with the bumcheek of God
89 mins	Al Kaholic	with a little side heel inside the six yard box

Match Report

Discharge United will have nightmares for weeks about this humiliating 29 - 2 defeat at the hands of Quiet Floods.
Discharge United are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Discharge United's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
This was mission impossible for Discharge United, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Most of Discharge United clearly thought 4 1 4 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We were beaten fair and square," said manager ben cowley weeping openly. "The effort you should take for granted, but sometimes it's just not there."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something Discharge United boss ben cowley was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Soft Pitch