Match Report

	(10) 21	-	(2) 4
Discharge United				Wimbledon FC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 4, 8, 12, 22, 37, 54, 70, 74, 81 Winnie Bago 15, 47 Nick Ovtime 19, 40, 77 Otto Whackew 30, 63 Al Luminum 33 (pen), 88 Richard Cranium 50, 84 Jose Frayed 67		Player Name 48676 18, 74 Player Name 48679 37, 55

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
58	Possession	42
21	Shots	10
17	Fouls	12
2	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	1
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	S.Freak		33
2	E.Dover		29
3	L.DeHand	(49)	36
4	A.Sapple	(61)	34
5	W.Bago	(22,67)	32
6	J.Frayed		33
7	N.Ovtime		30
8	A.Luminum		34
9	R.Cranium		28
10	O.Whackew		28
11	H.deMann		40
12	A.Kaholic	(61)	26
13	F.Furter		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	J.King		0
16	A.Meway		0

1	P.Name 48661		0
2	P.Name 48665		31
3	P.Name 48669	(29,61)	35
4	P.Name 48668		0
5	P.Name 48667		0
6	P.Name 48674		33
7	P.Name 48672		40
8	P.Name 48673		32
9	P.Name 48676		32
10	P.Name 48677		42
11	P.Name 48679		34
12	P.Name 48666		0
13	P.Name 48678		0
14	P.Name 48662		0
15	P.Name 48675		0
16	P.Name 48663		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Hugh deMann	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
8 mins	Hugh deMann	with a lovely move from the right wing
12 mins	Hugh deMann	from a goal kick
15 mins	Winnie Bago	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins	Player Name 48676	with a thunderous shot from distance
19 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a brave flying header
22 mins	Winnie Bago	Shirt pulling
22 mins	Hugh deMann	with a belter from the halfway line
26 mins	Otto Whackew	blasted a penalty into row z
29 mins	Player Name 48669	Head butting
30 mins	Otto Whackew	from a goal kick
33 mins	Al Luminum	after ref awarded a penalty
37 mins	Hugh deMann	with a flick on
37 mins	Player Name 48679	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
40 mins	Nick Ovtime	with the bumcheek of God
44 mins	Winnie Bago	blasted a penalty into row z
47 mins	Winnie Bago	with a belter from his own half
49 mins	Len DeHand	Unsporting behaviour
50 mins	Richard Cranium	with a thunderous shot from distance
54 mins	Hugh deMann	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Player Name 48679	with a strike from the left wing
60 mins	Otto Whackew	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Player Name 48669	Annoying the referee
61 mins	Adam Sapple	A broken cheek bone
63 mins	Otto Whackew	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
67 mins	Winnie Bago	Indecent exposure
67 mins	Jose Frayed	with a thunderous shot from distance
70 mins	Hugh deMann	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
74 mins	Hugh deMann	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
74 mins	Player Name 48676	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
77 mins	Nick Ovtime	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
81 mins	Hugh deMann	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
84 mins	Richard Cranium	with a spectacular bicycle kick
88 mins	Al Luminum	with a powerful header into the top corner

Match Report

As far as incentives go, Wimbledon FC could do with one after suffering a torrid time in this embarrassing 21 - 4 massacre by 21 - 4.
Discharge United's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Player Name 48667 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Wimbledon FC's goalie Player Name 48661 couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the Wimbledon FC defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of Discharge United's strikers.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Wimbledon FC manager Kaloyan Ivanov does. But 5 2 3 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
"I reckon Kaloyan Ivanov must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk ben cowley was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Player Name 48679 told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

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