Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(0) 0
Quiet Floods				Uxbridge ers
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Telly Vision 4, 8, 17, 26 Dick Tater 12 Glen Donnerly 21 (og) Stu Pitt 30 (pen), 35, 39 (pen), 53, 58, 62 (pen), 67, 75 (pen), 88 Al Kaseltzer 48, 79 Xavier Money 71 Ken Opener 84

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	3 5 2
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	7
8	Fouls	8
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	B.Cherry		88
2	R.Sance		89
3	D.Tater		89
4	A.Kaseltzer		88
5	X.Money	(62)	90
6	S.Night		87
7	K.Opener	(38)	89
8	L.DeHand	(74)	90
9	S.Pitt		94
10	M.DeLawn		90
11	T.Vision		92
12	D.Pipes		0
13	K.Opener		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	R.Kleiner		0
16	D.Tater		0

1	M.Ferris		45
2	G.Donnerly	(62)	48
3	L.Munro		48
4	C.Light		47
5	D.Richards	(38)	48
6	D.Keerney		48
7	D.Gooch		47
8	D.Russell		46
9	H.DArcy	(74)	48
10	L.May		47
11	R.Meeblind		48
12	P.Greaves		0
13	J.Henshall		0
14	R.Logan		0
15	A.Ashby	(74)	42
16	D.Sargent		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Telly Vision	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
8 mins	Telly Vision	with a thunderous shot from distance
12 mins	Dick Tater	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
17 mins	Telly Vision	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
21 mins	Glen Donnerly	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
26 mins	Telly Vision	with a great volley from 10 yards out
30 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Stu Pitt	from the dressing room
38 mins	Ken Opener	Foul and abusive language
38 mins	Daryll Richards	Foul and abusive language
39 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
53 mins	Stu Pitt	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
58 mins	Stu Pitt	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
62 mins	Glen Donnerly	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Xavier Money	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Stu Pitt	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
71 mins	Xavier Money	with a great solo effort
74 mins	Len DeHand	Annoying the referee
74 mins	Howard DArcy	A mild concussion
75 mins	Stu Pitt	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
84 mins	Ken Opener	with the hand of God
88 mins	Stu Pitt	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

Quiet Floods were the better the side on the day as their 19 - 0 pounding of Uxbridge ers showed.
The Uxbridge ers fans were calling for the head of manager David Gooch after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Uxbridge ers were very impressed by the skills of the Quiet Floods team. They spent the whole game marvelling at them.
Glen Donnerly thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear.
After today David Gooch cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Glen Donnerly and Xavier Money clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Brian Blinker's book.
Most of Uxbridge ers clearly thought 3 5 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged Quiet Floods manager Neil Down after the game. "Well, David Gooch's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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Hard Pitch