Match Report

	(3) 8	-	(5) 11
Discharge United				Collier Row Royals
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Hugh deMann 12, 34, 46, 67, 76 Len DeHand 23 Gael LR Givet 56 (og) Al Luminum 86		Freddie LR Adu 7, 13, 38, 65, 88 Alberto LR Gilardino 19 (pen) Richard Cranium 33 (og) Jeremy Menez 46, 52 Lucas LR Biglia 74 Otto Whackew 81 (og)

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	16
15	Fouls	10
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
2	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	S.Freak		33
2	W.Bago	(54)	32
3	L.DeHand	(79)	36
4	F.Furter		25
5	A.Kaholic		26
6	D.Sore		41
7	N.Ovtime		30
8	A.Luminum	(30)	34
9	O.Whackew		28
10	R.Cranium		28
11	H.deMann		40
12	J.King		0
13	A.Meway		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	E.Dover		0

1	A.Akinveev		48
2	G.Pique	(30,70)	41
3	V.Kompany		44
4	G.Givet	(36)	42
5	L.Miguel		44
6	L.Biglia		42
7	L.Miller		42
8	R.Mavuba		42
9	A.Gilardino		43
10	F.Adu		44
11	J.Menez		43
12	R.Ribery		0
13	G.Cheillini		0
14	L.Camp		0
15	V.Bojinov		0
16	B.Jones		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
12 mins	Hugh deMann	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
13 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with a lovely move from the right wing
19 mins	Alberto LR Gilardino	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Len DeHand	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
26 mins	Alberto LR Gilardino	scuffed a penalty
30 mins	Al Luminum	Head butting
30 mins	Gerard LR Pique	Head butting
33 mins	Richard Cranium	with an own goal
34 mins	Hugh deMann	from a goal kick
36 mins	Gael LR Givet	Obstruction
38 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Hugh deMann	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
46 mins	Jeremy Menez	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
52 mins	Jeremy Menez	with a dink right on the goal line
54 mins	Winnie Bago	Being drunk
56 mins	Gael LR Givet	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
58 mins	Alberto LR Gilardino	scuffed a penalty
65 mins	Freddie LR Adu	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
67 mins	Hugh deMann	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
70 mins	Gerard LR Pique	Scrapping
74 mins	Lucas LR Biglia	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
76 mins	Hugh deMann	with a great volley from 10 yards out
79 mins	Len DeHand	Repeated fouling
81 mins	Otto Whackew	with an own goal
86 mins	Al Luminum	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	Freddie LR Adu	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner

Match Report

Following this defeat, they're beginning to look very much like a lost cause as far as this league goes. The drop surely beckons unless they can start to pick up points. And quickly.
Kieran Downey has Collier Row Royals running like a well oiled machine.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, Discharge United couldn't get themselves arrested.
Otto Whackew's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
By both kicking off to play a Passing style game the game could have gone either way. Collier Row Royals edged it and were worthy winners on the night.
Al Luminum and Gerard LR Pique both found themselves in Terrence Frisk's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Discharge United look about as convinving playing in the 4 1 4 1 formation as they would if boss ben cowley sent them out in dresses.
"It wouldn't have taken much extra for to have won," bawled ben cowley after being outwitted by Collier Row Royals's manager. "We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought."
All things considered, it wasn't so much a case of bad luck for Discharge United, just a case of bad. Luck didn't enter into it.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

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