Match Report

	(10) 19	-	(0) 0
The Borg				Queen and Country
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Taking the Reigns 4, 13, 16, 35 Dwayne Pipes 8, 48 Kent Cook** 21 (pen), 26 (pen), 30, 39, 57, 62 (pen), 72, 76, 86 (pen) Midas Well 44, 52 Bowen Arrow 67, 81

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
62	Possession	38
19	Shots	7
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		89
2	D.Lect**		89
3	B.Board		88
4	A.Luminum		80
5	A.Birthday	(1)	88
6	O.Whackew	(1)	45
7	D.Pipes		87
8	M.Well		90
9	K.Cook**		94
10	C.Terbocks**	(1)	45
11	T.Reigns		92
12	M.Absent*	(1)	90
13	T.Vision**		0
14	B.Arrow	(1) (53)	88
15	X.Money		0
16	A.Tricity	(1)	89

1	H.Voor		74
2	S.Pull	(58)	68
3	D.Pipes		73
4	M.Well		66
5	D.Druff		76
6	A.Birthday		60
7	L.Stooth		58
8	A.Abet		52
9	D.Lesgettham		0
10	C.Terbocks		79
11	B.Early		57
12	J.Frayed		0
13	A.Hassle		0
14	M.Labor		0
15	D.Geruss		0
16	V.Tire		0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Defensive
4 mins	Taking the Reigns	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
8 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great solo effort
16 mins	Taking the Reigns	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
21 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
26 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Kent Cook**	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
35 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a great chip from the left wing
39 mins	Kent Cook**	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
44 mins	Midas Well	with a flick on
48 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a great solo effort
52 mins	Midas Well	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
53 mins	Bowen Arrow	Head butting
57 mins	Kent Cook**	from a goal kick
58 mins	Sam Pull	Repeated diving
58 mins	Al Luminum	A mild concussion
62 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Bowen Arrow	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
72 mins	Kent Cook**	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
76 mins	Kent Cook**	from a corner
81 mins	Bowen Arrow	from a corner
86 mins	Kent Cook**	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

The Borg turned on the magic for a thumping 19 - 0 rout of Queen and Country.
Paul John must be the organ grinder, Queen and Country are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Dan Geruss missed the Queen and Country game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains.
Queen and Country's keeper Herbie Voor is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
After today Paul John cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Queen and Country look about as convinving playing in the 3 5 2 Attacking formation as they would if boss Paul John sent them out in dresses.
"I've had a wonderful time at the football," remarked manager Paul John after the game. "Today wasn't it."
It's not so much a yardstick that Queen and Country provide for others to gauge their performance, it's more of a floor mop that the opposition use to clean up with.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

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