Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(0) 0
The Borg				Newbury
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Dwayne Pipes 4 Midas Well 14 (pen), 24 (pen), 34 (pen), 60 (pen), 64 Taking the Reigns 19, 30, 45, 49, 54, 70, 80 Bowen Arrow 39, 75 Daryl Lect** 86

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 2 4
69	Possession	31
24	Shots	2
11	Fouls	2
2	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Tricity		88
2	D.Lect**	(63)	88
3	B.Board		90
4	A.Birthday	(32)	87
5	A.Luminum	(1)	89
6	O.Whackew	(1)	45
7	D.Pipes		90
8	M.Well		93
9	K.Cook**		87
10	C.Terbocks**	(1)	45
11	T.Reigns		94
12	M.Absent*	(1)	90
13	T.Vision**		0
14	B.Arrow	(1)	89
15	X.Money		0
16	A.Tricity	(1)	90

1	A.Hugnkiss	81
2	D.Sore	78
3	W.Bago	74
4	V.Crow	67
5	S.Urai	69
6	T.Burr	82
7	R.Cranium	82
8	S.Manilla	76
9	R.Ingleaves	78
10	J.Case	68
11	M.Labor	51
12	O.Whackew	0
13	B.Early	0
14	S.Down	0
15	F.Furter	0
16	D.Geruss	0


Time	Person	Description
1 mins	The Borg	changed from Counter Attack to Attacking
4 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
14 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Taking the Reigns	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins	Abbie Birthday	Spitting
34 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
39 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
45 mins	Taking the Reigns	with a powerful header into the top corner
49 mins	Taking the Reigns	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
54 mins	Taking the Reigns	from a free kick
60 mins	Midas Well	after ref awarded a penalty
63 mins	Daryl Lect**	Squabbling
64 mins	Midas Well	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
70 mins	Taking the Reigns	from a throw in
75 mins	Bowen Arrow	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
80 mins	Taking the Reigns	with the hand of God
86 mins	Daryl Lect**	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had Newbury not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 16 goals.
.. .., eh? What a manager. Played this victory to tactical perfection. Can he keep it up for the rest of the season? We'll see.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
Newbury's keeper, Amanda Hugnkiss, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
After today Daniel Johnson cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
Newbury look about as convinving playing in the 4 2 4 formation as they would if boss Daniel Johnson sent them out in dresses.
"He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused defender Al Luminum of his boss .. .. following his sides win.
null Apparently Newbury were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Rainy

Soft Pitch