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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Sat, 28 Feb 2026
 
(3) 7 - (1) 4
Queen and Country   FC Steaua Bucharest
Division Pos:16
  Division Pos:15
 
Goal Scorers
Dan Geruss 10
Leo Tarred 23, 36, 50, 61
Brighton Early 74, 86  
Bjorn Free 16, 82
Stu Pitt 48
Casey Needzit 64  
 
Match Statistics
DiamondFormation4 3 3
51Possession49
9Shots14
6Fouls6
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides7
PassingStylePassing
DefensiveInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1H.Voor82
2D.Pipes82
3S.Pull83
4A.Abet81
5M.Absent60
6D.Druff72
7J.Frayed87
8A.Birthday79
9D.Geruss89
10B.Early (71)88
11L.Tarred82
12L.Stooth0
13A.Hassle0
14M.Labor0
15J.Nasium0
16V.Tire0
1E.Roids68
2A.Sapple71
3R.Kleiner75
4J.Frayed71
5A.Abet60
6C.Arm81
7B.Nessround75
8C.Needzit85
9B.Free89
10S.Pitt89
11B.Dover (65)75
12H.First0
13M.Labor0
14M.Rohsopht0
15A.Luminum0
16B.Free0
 
Time   Person Description
 10 minsDan Gerussafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 16 minsBjorn Freewith a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 23 minsLeo Tarredwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 32 minsEmma Roidsblasted a penalty into row z
 36 minsLeo Tarredwith a powerful header into the top corner
 48 minsStu Pittwith the bumcheek of God
 50 minsLeo Tarredfrom a corner
 61 minsLeo Tarredwith a great chip from the left wing
 64 minsCasey Needzitwith a lucky rebound off the keeper
 65 minsBen DoverTime wasting
 71 minsBrighton EarlyUnsporting behaviour
 74 minsBrighton Earlyfrom a throw in
 82 minsBjorn Freewith pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 86 minsBrighton Earlywith a dink right on the goal line
 
 
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Match Report
Queen and Country looked more like ballerinas than footballers. The 7 - 4 scoreline looks more like a lucky escape than beating they could have, and should have, taken.
This game was effectively won in Queen and Country's training sessions, so polished is their Throw-ins.
Bjorn Free missed the game because he turned up 24 hours too early. He was in fact running a day ahead of himself. He failed to turn up for work on Friday and has been sacked.
Brighton Early was on sparkling form for Queen and Country scoring 2 of their goals in this 7 - 4 result.
With two teams locking horns with a tactical mirror of each other's Passing style, Queen and Country claimed all three points with simply superior play.
Queen and Country's Paul John experiment with the Diamond formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
In a posting on the Queen and Country messageboard, fans were extolling the virtues of Queen and Country boss Paul John - one fan's message headed "Paul John is a Sunday League Arsene Wenger!"
There's nothing like a nice walk in the park on a Sunday. Just ask Queen and Country.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Jasper Goodhead
 
Windy
 
Muddy Pitch
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