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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(3) 6 - (5) 10
Queen and Country   Newbury
Division Pos:15
  Division Pos:13
 
Goal Scorers
Leo Tarred 14, 38, 52
Brighton Early 26
Jose Frayed 65
Dan Druff 79  
Dan Geruss 7, 16, 24, 32
Sam Manilla 41 (pen), 68
Richard Cranium 50
Kent Cook 60
Justin Case 77
Russell Ingleaves 85  
 
Match Statistics
4 4 2 AttackingFormation4 1 2 3
40Possession60
13Shots16
9Fouls6
1Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
6Offsides6
LongballStyleContinental
AttackingInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1H.Voor72
2D.Pipes71
3A.Hassle71
4M.Well66
5S.Pull50
6D.Lesgettham84
7D.Druff (44)88
8J.Frayed90
9A.Birthday81
10B.Early82
11L.Tarred82
12D.Geruss0
13V.Tire0
14M.Labor0
15J.Nasium0
16H.Mungous0
1B.Early84
2S.Urai (61)71
3R.Ingleaves88
4D.Sore80
5W.Bago72
6R.Ingleaves (44)84
7R.Cranium90
8J.Case80
9D.Geruss93
10S.Manilla88
11K.Cook73
12O.Whackew0
13A.Hugnkiss0
14S.Down0
15T.Burr0
16M.Labor0
 
Time   Person Description
 7 minsDan Gerusswith a dink right on the goal line
 14 minsLeo Tarredwith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 16 minsDan Gerussafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 24 minsDan Gerusswith a great chip from the left wing
 26 minsBrighton Earlywith a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 32 minsDan Gerusswith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 38 minsLeo Tarredafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 41 minsSam Manillaafter ref awarded a penalty
 44 minsDan DruffAnnoying the referee
 44 minsRussell IngleavesAnnoying the referee
 50 minsRichard Craniumafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 52 minsLeo Tarredwith a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
 60 minsKent Cookwith a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 61 minsSam UraiSpitting
 65 minsJose Frayedafter the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 68 minsSam Manillaafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 77 minsJustin Caseafter a pigeon distracted the keeper
 79 minsDan Druffafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 85 minsRussell Ingleaveswith a dink right on the goal line
 
 
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Match Report
Newbury should be quietly confident about the rest of their season after a very pleasing 90 minutes' work saw them snuff out any threat Ð and there wasn't much - posed by Queen and Country in this 10 - 6 win.
With little sign of organisation from manager Paul John, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
An almighty performance by Newbury's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
2 Queen and Country players were booked after annoying Butch Gravelneck with their constant moaning.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Queen and Country go out in 4 4 2 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
"To be talking about vital games at this stage of the season is ridiculous," said manager Paul John following his team's defeat. "But this game was absolutely vital."
The surprise here was that the score was only 10 - 6. It could have been a whole lot worse for Queen and Country and in a way, that's a small victory.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Butch Gravelneck
 
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Hard Pitch
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