Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 10
Cheltenham Winners				Manchester FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Sheri Cola 19 Otto Whackew 59, 78		Midas Well 10, 86 Justin Credible 19, 43 Ariel Hassle 27, 78 Hugh Mungous 35 Dan Druff 52 Russell Ingleaves 60 Bud Weiser 70

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
39	Possession	61
9	Shots	16
6	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Sore		74
2	S.Cola		82
3	L.Nover		75
4	F.Furter		80
5	N.Ovtime		72
6	U.Daway		57
7	A.Gravity		44
8	W.Leggrowbach		52
9	K.Dewitt		52
10	A.Gator	(61)	55
11	O.Whackew		81
12	M.Skeeto		0
13	K.Dewitt		0
14	C.Lear	(61)	45
15	P.Pantz		0
16	A.Structible		0

1	L.Sirr	82
2	B.Dwyer	73
3	B.Weiser	88
4	M.Well	89
5	L.Nover	76
6	R.Ingleaves	79
7	A.Hassle	84
8	D.Druff	70
9	J.Strap	44
10	H.Mungous	63
11	J.Credible	74
12	A.Thetires	0
13	V.Lay	0
14	R.Meeblind	0
15	C.Lear	0
16	A.Thetires	0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Midas Well	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
19 mins	Sheri Cola	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
19 mins	Justin Credible	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Hugh Mungous	from a free kick
43 mins	Justin Credible	with a flick on
52 mins	Dan Druff	from a throw in
59 mins	Otto Whackew	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Russell Ingleaves	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
61 mins	Ali Gator	A mild concussion
70 mins	Bud Weiser	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
78 mins	Otto Whackew	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
78 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a dink right on the goal line
86 mins	Midas Well	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

Match Report

Looking at their recent position in the division, Cheltenham Winners should give up football and take up diving!
At least Daniel Cullen is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Cheltenham Winners's keeper Dinah Sore couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Manchester FC's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
In such a blood and guts encounter you'd expect there to be a glut of yellow cards. And there would have been if the ref had actually turned up.
Cheltenham Winners's Ali Gator misses 2 weeks due to a mild concussion.
Cheltenham Winners manager Daniel Cullen told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Manchester FC wouldn't have won."
After his shocking performance, Cheltenham Winners's goalie Dinah Sore admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

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