Match Report

	(6) 10	-	(1) 2
FC TRUE BLUES				Colchester united
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Warren Piece 6, 78 Len DeHand 13, 21, 56, 64 Ben Crobbery 28 Huang Annsaw 34, 41 Ali Gator 49		Dick Tater 28, 69

Match Statistics

3 2 2 3	Formation	Sweeper
58	Possession	42
18	Shots	10
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Frayed		75
2	S.Urai		82
3	P.Zaria		86
4	A.Gator		74
5	A.Bomb		81
6	B.Cherry		81
7	B.Crobbery		89
8	A.Gator		87
9	H.Annsaw	(68)	79
10	L.DeHand		77
11	W.Piece		88
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	E.Whatarmy		0
14	B.Dwyer		0
15	D.Geruss		0
16	A.Meway		0

1	D.Pipes		72
2	J.Czarfunee	(55)	65
3	E.Roids		69
4	A.Meway		66
5	A.Tricity		66
6	M.Absent		46
7	A.Choke		44
8	B.Tagg		66
9	L.Sirr		75
10	D.Tater		89
11	M.Absent		48
12	A.Kaseltzer		0
13	S.Urai		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	F.Bisceps		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Warren Piece	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Len DeHand	with a great chip from the left wing
21 mins	Len DeHand	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
28 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
28 mins	Dick Tater	with a thunderous shot from distance
34 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a belter from his own half
41 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a brave flying header
49 mins	Ali Gator	from the dressing room
55 mins	Joe Czarfunee	Repeated diving
56 mins	Len DeHand	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
64 mins	Len DeHand	with a thunderous shot from distance
68 mins	Huang Annsaw	Shirt pulling
69 mins	Dick Tater	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
71 mins	Jose Frayed	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Warren Piece	with a thunderous shot from distance
86 mins	Jose Frayed	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

Only the FC TRUE BLUES fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling Colchester united 10 - 2.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before FC TRUE BLUES manager Guus Hiddink will be writing books on football theory.
It was discovered that Fletcher Bisceps's no-show was due to him spending a night in the cells and having no one to bail him because his friends were playing football.
Colchester united could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Colchester united. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, FC TRUE BLUES's Guus Hiddink is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 2 2 3 formation.
"I'm delighted for the lads, we still can't believe we won," offered manager Guus Hiddink. "This time last season we couldn't beat eggs."
So near yet so far. All Colchester united had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 10 times. Not too much to ask.

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