Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 2
Chew Valley Raiders				madrid real
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Karim Hauer 7, 17, 36, 45, 62, 78 Len DeHand 26 (og), 72 (og) Marin Bober 55 Ayca Yumlu 87 (pen)		Hugh deMann 45 Warren Piece 90

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	1 8 1
55	Possession	45
10	Shots	9
11	Fouls	2
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	L.Glastonbury		56
2	R.Rei	(75) (66)	55
3	S.Hirst		59
4	A.Licabell	(32)	55
5	T.Parsons		63
6	J.Monae	(60)	45
7	S.Saha		66
8	S.Osborne		60
9	M.Bober		58
10	D.Yordanova	(60)	80
11	K.Hauer		60
12	C.Pasculata		0
13	L.Capriati		0
14	S.Khan	(60)	64
15	A.Yumlu	(60)	63
16	J.Ennis	(75)	47

1	H.Mungous		74
2	L.DeHand	(90)	62
3	X.Breath		75
4	X.Breath		77
5	K.Opener		81
6	V.Tire		71
7	A.Hassle		71
8	W.Piece		69
9	B.Arrow		66
10	H.deMann		61
11	W.Piece		79
12	W.Maykit		0
13	A.Luminum		0
14	H.deMann		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	H.Fire		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Karim Hauer	with a dink right on the goal line
17 mins	Karim Hauer	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
26 mins	Len DeHand	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
32 mins	Ange Licabell	Faking injury
36 mins	Karim Hauer	with a belter from his own half
45 mins	Karim Hauer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
45 mins	Hugh deMann	with the hand of God
55 mins	Marin Bober	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
62 mins	Karim Hauer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
66 mins	Roly Rei	Indecent exposure
72 mins	Len DeHand	with an own goal
78 mins	Karim Hauer	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Ayca Yumlu	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Len DeHand	Repeated diving
90 mins	Warren Piece	with a flick on

Match Report

There's wins, there's comfortable wins and then there's the sort of win Chew Valley Raiders pulled out of the bag. At 10 - 2 you can see why madrid real were begging for mercy long before the final whistle put them out of their misery.
Does madrid real manager ben morton know what the clubs training facilities even looks like? Judging by madrid real's clueless display we'd guess not.
madrid real. Hahahahahaha. Len DeHand. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
This result reads more like a tennis score than football. madrid real's defence would have faired better if they'd played the second half with tennis rackets. They were the pits.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Chew Valley Raiders's Dave Leader is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
"We should have won," bawled ben morton after being outwitted by Chew Valley Raiders's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Dave Leader but I managed it."
madrid real are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

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Michael McLintock

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