Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(1) 3
FC TRUE BLUES				Manchester FC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Adam Sapple 6, 13, 26, 46, 67 Ben Crobbery 19, 61 Huang Annsaw 33, 39, 74, 81, 90 Adam Meway 53		Moe DeLawn 17, 64 Russell Ingleaves 81

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	3 4 1 2
64	Possession	36
17	Shots	10
6	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham		83
2	A.Meway		86
3	P.Zaria		83
4	B.Cherry		81
5	K.Dewitt	(90)	75
6	B.Crobbery		87
7	A.Gator		79
8	M.Well	(90)	45
9	B.Weiser		69
10	H.Annsaw		83
11	A.Sapple		92
12	B.Board		0
13	A.Gator		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	L.DeHand		0
16	A.Bomb	(90)	53

1	L.Sirr	61
2	B.Weiser	67
3	V.Lay	70
4	L.Nover	73
5	R.Ingleaves	70
6	A.Hassle	75
7	H.Mungous	59
8	J.Strap	44
9	J.Credible	65
10	M.DeLawn	70
11	A.Thetires	73
12	A.Thetires	0
13	S.Night	0
14	A.Hassle	0
15	B.Dwyer	0
16	R.Meeblind	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Adam Sapple	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
13 mins	Adam Sapple	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
17 mins	Moe DeLawn	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
19 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a corner
26 mins	Adam Sapple	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
33 mins	Huang Annsaw	with the hand of God
33 mins	Lou Sirr	blasted a penalty into row z
39 mins	Huang Annsaw	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
46 mins	Adam Sapple	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
53 mins	Adam Meway	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
61 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a dink right on the goal line
64 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a brave flying header
67 mins	Adam Sapple	with a dink right on the goal line
74 mins	Huang Annsaw	with a great solo effort
81 mins	Huang Annsaw	from a free kick
81 mins	Russell Ingleaves	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
90 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Faking injury
90 mins	Midas Well	A broken arm
90 mins	Huang Annsaw	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

There's winning a game and there's winning a game like FC TRUE BLUES. Can you guess which one grinding the opposition to a bloody, gibbering pulp by battering them 13 - 3 is?
The FC TRUE BLUES defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Barb Dwyer was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Manchester FC's keeper Lou Sirr is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
Don't ask Manchester FC's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
FC TRUE BLUES look about as convinving playing in the 3 1 3 1 2 formation as they would if boss Guus Hiddink sent them out in dresses.
"I've told the guys about turning up drunk," said FC TRUE BLUES boss Guus Hiddink . "Tonight I had to collect them from the bar over the road. I have no idea how we won, to be honest, I'm as drunk as they are."
With FC TRUE BLUES scoring so freely questions need to be asked of the opposition. The most obvious being did they actually turn up? If so, why did they bother?

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

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