Match Report

	(5) 11	-	(2) 4
real madrid				FC TRUE BLUES
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Kenny Dewitt 6, 24 Ed Jewcation 15, 72 Samson Night 32, 64, 81, 88 Daryl Lect 40 (pen), 56 (pen) Sam Urai 48		Warren Piece 20, 57, 75 (pen) Len DeHand 39

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	1 4 5
55	Possession	45
14	Shots	12
10	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	5
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lect		84
2	T.Vision		78
3	W.Deer	(90)	72
4	W.Deer		77
5	D.Sore		81
6	S.Urai		70
7	A.Kaseltzer		77
8	K.Dewitt		82
9	M.Labor		79
10	S.Night		68
11	E.Jewcation		76
12	J.Czarfunee		0
13	M.Skeeto		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	C.Terbocks		0

1	D.Lesgettham		72
2	P.Zaria		71
3	B.Crobbery		73
4	K.Dewitt		80
5	M.Well		71
6	A.Gator		70
7	B.Weiser		65
8	L.DeHand		76
9	W.Piece		90
10	A.Bomb		59
11	S.Urai	(90)	63
12	J.Frayed		0
13	H.Annsaw		0
14	A.Meway		0
15	B.Dwyer		0
16	A.Gator		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a spectacular bicycle kick
15 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
20 mins	Warren Piece	with a brave flying header
24 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
32 mins	Samson Night	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins	Len DeHand	with a brave flying header
40 mins	Daryl Lect	after ref awarded a penalty
48 mins	Sam Urai	with a great volley from 10 yards out
56 mins	Daryl Lect	after ref awarded a penalty
57 mins	Warren Piece	with a great solo effort
64 mins	Samson Night	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
72 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a great volley from 10 yards out
75 mins	Warren Piece	after ref awarded a penalty
81 mins	Samson Night	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
88 mins	Samson Night	from a throw in
90 mins	Wayne Deer	Squabbling
90 mins	Sam Urai	Obstruction

Match Report

"11 - 4 to the real madrid" might not rhyme, but it sounds like the best song in the world when you've just scored 11 goals against FC TRUE BLUES with precious little reply.
When real madrid's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
Samson Night was on sparkling form for real madrid scoring 4 of their goals in this 11 - 4 result.
Like a box of damp matches, the FC TRUE BLUES forward line is full of useless strikers.
Most of real madrid clearly thought 3 5 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"To be honest, I was surprised that we put up so little resistance," shrugged boss Guus Hiddink after his came away from the game with nothing. "But I always say nothing surprises me in football."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

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