Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(6) 13
real madrid				Chew Valley Raiders
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Barb Dwyer 27 Ben Dover 72		Dejan Yordanova 6, 50 (pen) Karim Hauer 13, 21, 68 Marin Bober 28, 34, 41, 75 Wayne Deer 56 (og), 62 (og) Ayca Yumlu 81, 88

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	4 3 3
30	Possession	70
7	Shots	13
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Lect		74
2	W.Deer	(61)	61
3	D.Sore		69
4	S.Urai		72
5	A.Kaseltzer		58
6	K.Dewitt		78
7	M.Labor		58
8	S.Night		61
9	E.Jewcation		66
10	B.Dover		60
11	B.Dwyer		47
12	J.Czarfunee		0
13	T.Vision		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	W.Deer		0
16	M.Skeeto		0

1	L.Glastonbury		55
2	R.Afielding	(75) (33)	68
3	S.Hirst	(68)	58
4	T.Langley		72
5	T.Parsons		62
6	S.Nerpel	(60)	45
7	S.Saha		65
8	S.Osborne		59
9	M.Bober		57
10	D.Yordanova	(60)	78
11	K.Hauer		59
12	J.Ennis		0
13	L.Gut		0
14	S.Khan	(60)	63
15	A.Yumlu	(60)	62
16	R.Rei	(75)	54


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Dejan Yordanova	with a brave flying header
13 mins	Karim Hauer	with a great volley from 10 yards out
21 mins	Karim Hauer	with a belter from his own half
27 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
28 mins	Marin Bober	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
33 mins	Ruzan Afielding	Repeated fouling
34 mins	Marin Bober	with the hand of God
41 mins	Marin Bober	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
50 mins	Dejan Yordanova	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Wayne Deer	with an own goal
61 mins	Wayne Deer	Two-footed tackle
62 mins	Wayne Deer	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
68 mins	Sam Hirst	Dangerous tackling
68 mins	Karim Hauer	with a dink right on the goal line
72 mins	Ben Dover	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
75 mins	Marin Bober	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
81 mins	Ayca Yumlu	with a great solo effort
88 mins	Ayca Yumlu	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

real madrid would have trouble hitting a barn door with a banjo which should explain their 13 - 2 defeat by Chew Valley Raiders.
Ben Townsend clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
real madrid saw so little of the ball in the second half that they actually started to miss it.
Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the real madrid penalty area with Wayne Deer being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction.
This was mission impossible for real madrid, especially as their defence refused to accept any challenges that came their way.
Chew Valley Raiders's Dave Leader experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"In football, if you stand still you go backwards," manager Dave Leader claimed following the win. "To get results like that you have to take the bike by the horns."
There's often a fine line between footballing dreams and nightmares. Chew Valley Raiders made sure there was no confusion here.

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Referee

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Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

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