Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(0) 0
real madrid				Cheltenham Winners
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Wayne Deer 10 Ed Jewcation 20, 49, 78 Ben Dover 31 Samson Night 40 Daryl Lect 87 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 1 3 1 2
51	Possession	49
13	Shots	11
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Lect		84
2	T.Vision		87
3	W.Deer		71
4	W.Deer		79
5	M.Skeeto	(61)	78
6	C.Mass		48
7	D.Sore		80
8	S.Urai		88
9	S.Night		64
10	B.Dover		69
11	E.Jewcation		75
12	A.Kaseltzer		0
13	J.Czarfunee		0
14	A.Gator		0
15	B.Dwyer		0
16	C.Terbocks		0

1	D.Sore		72
2	M.Skeeto		66
3	S.Cola	(52)	70
4	S.Cola		75
5	F.Furter		71
6	L.Nover		72
7	W.Leggrowbach		65
8	A.Gravity		44
9	P.Zaria		63
10	K.Dewitt		77
11	O.Whackew		56
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	A.Structible		0
14	C.Lear		0
15	P.Pantz		0
16	L.Sirr		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Wayne Deer	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
20 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a great volley from 10 yards out
31 mins	Ben Dover	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Samson Night	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
49 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a belter from his own half
52 mins	Sheri Cola	Shirt pulling
58 mins	Daryl Lect	scuffed a penalty
61 mins	Moe Skeeto	Obstruction
68 mins	Daryl Lect	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Ed Jewcation	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
87 mins	Daryl Lect	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

No points, very little chance. Cheltenham Winners lost again, this time 7 - 0 at the hands of real madrid. Relegation is staring them in the face.
At least Daniel Cullen is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
The highlight of the game was Ed Jewcation completing his hat trick after a pigeon distracted the keeper.
At every opportunity real madrid's midfield passed. If this was their passing exam, they'd have passed.
Cheltenham Winners look about as convinving playing in the 3 1 3 1 2 formation as they would if boss Daniel Cullen sent them out in dresses.
"They say a week is long time in politics," remarked manager Cheltenham Winners manager Daniel Cullen after this defeat. "90 minutes is a long time in football. The longer it went on, the more worried I was they'd score. And look what happened."
The real madrid goals arrived like buses. not three at time, but you could have driven one through the Cheltenham Winners defence all day long.

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