Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(0) 0
Colchester united				Cheltenham Winners
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Fletcher Bisceps 7, 43, 57 Dick Tater 14, 36, 66 Lou Sirr 29 Hugh Mungous 49 Chanda Lear 73 Dan Druff 86 (pen)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	5 3 2
65	Possession	35
16	Shots	8
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Druff		89
2	C.Lear		89
3	B.Board		87
4	J.Czarfunee		89
5	A.Tricity	(61)	83
6	A.Kaseltzer		77
7	B.Tagg		87
8	H.Mungous		90
9	L.Sirr		71
10	D.Tater		90
11	F.Bisceps		80
12	B.Ding		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	D.Pipes		0
15	W.Piece		0
16	M.Absent		0

1	D.Sore		72
2	S.Cola		68
3	K.Dewitt	(90)	65
4	A.Structible		69
5	S.Cola		69
6	L.Sirr		68
7	L.Nover	(61)	56
8	W.Leggrowbach		65
9	U.Daway		46
10	K.Dewitt		78
11	O.Whackew		56
12	F.Furter		0
13	M.Skeeto		0
14	C.Lear		0
15	P.Pantz	(61)	56
16	A.Gator		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
14 mins	Dick Tater	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
21 mins	Dan Druff	blasted a penalty into row z
29 mins	Lou Sirr	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
36 mins	Dick Tater	with a belter from his own half
43 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
49 mins	Hugh Mungous	from a corner
57 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a throw in
61 mins	Alec Tricity	Annoying the referee
61 mins	Lee Nover	A mild concussion
66 mins	Dick Tater	from a throw in
73 mins	Chanda Lear	from a free kick
86 mins	Dan Druff	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Kenny Dewitt	Repeated diving

Match Report

There are some important lessons that Cheltenham Winners's manager Daniel Cullen should take from this crushing 10 - 0 defeat at the hands of Colchester united. Fielding a team that can at least offer some resistance would be the main one.
The team's performance is credit to the Colchester united manager Will Armstrong and his decision to send his team Visit disco.
Colchester united took the ball from under the noses of Cheltenham Winners at every opportunity.
Cheltenham Winners keeper Dinah Sore was so bad it was his own team's fans who started the "you're rubbish" chant whenever he took a goal kick.
Cheltenham Winners's strikers need to go back to the drawing board. Cheltenham Winners's manager Daniel Cullen needs to go back to the transfer market.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 3 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for Daniel Cullen most of his squad are best on the bench.
Extra staff may be needed in the Colchester united ticket office as it looks like the team are set to continue on this winning run.
So what are Cheltenham Winners made of? It's hard to tell. They kind of look like footballers, maybe the only thing that's missing is a spine.

Extra Information

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Michael McLintock

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