Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(3) 8
We Play Like Girls				ITALIANO
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 20847 6 Player Name 20853 12 Player Name 20857 19, 86 Player Name 20858 25, 39, 46, 53, 59, 66, 73 Player Name 20850 32 Player Name 20846 78		Rick Kleiner 16, 61, 69, 76 Sheri Cola* 24, 84 Daryl Lect 39 Bo Nessround 54

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	4 2 4
60	Possession	40
14	Shots	11
7	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
7	Offsides	6
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 20842		55
2	P.Name 20843	(90)	61
3	P.Name 20846		47
4	P.Name 20847		63
5	P.Name 20851		45
6	P.Name 20853		50
7	P.Name 20856		52
8	P.Name 20857		63
9	P.Name 20858		48
10	P.Name 20850		59
11	P.Name 20854		52
12	P.Name 20852		0
13	P.Name 20844		0
14	P.Name 20841		0
15	P.Name 20855		0
16	P.Name 20849		0

1	T.Burr		48
2	S.Dup	(90)	48
3	B.Early*		48
4	C.Terbocks		48
5	M.Absent		0
6	P.Pantz		48
7	D.Lect		48
8	R.Kleiner		48
9	A.Hugnkiss*		0
10	B.Nessround		48
11	S.Cola*		48
12	H.Fire		0
13	A.Tricity*		0
14	E.Whatarmy		0
15	B.Nessround		0
16	H.First*		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Player Name 20847	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
8 mins	Sheri Cola*	scuffed a penalty
12 mins	Player Name 20853	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a strike from the left wing
19 mins	Player Name 20857	with a great solo effort
24 mins	Sheri Cola*	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
25 mins	Player Name 20858	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
32 mins	Player Name 20850	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
39 mins	Player Name 20858	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
39 mins	Daryl Lect	with the hand of God
46 mins	Player Name 20858	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
47 mins	Rick Kleiner	scuffed a penalty
53 mins	Player Name 20858	with a great chip from the left wing
54 mins	Bo Nessround	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
59 mins	Player Name 20858	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
61 mins	Rick Kleiner	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
66 mins	Player Name 20858	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
69 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Player Name 20858	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
76 mins	Rick Kleiner	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
78 mins	Player Name 20846	with a spectacular bicycle kick
84 mins	Sheri Cola*	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
86 mins	Player Name 20857	from a goal kick
90 mins	Player Name 20843	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Stan Dup	Repeated fouling

Match Report

As far as wins go, this was on the right side of convincing. We Play Like Girls, who took all three points with this 13 - 8 win, never looked overly troubled by a poor ITALIANO.
The ITALIANO squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Gigi Matteo ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Harrison Fire failed to show for ITALIANO's game because he was still in the local celebrating his birthday which was actually three days ago.
ITALIANO's keeper Tim Burr couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 4 1 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted ITALIANO boss Gigi Matteo. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
Cross a skeleton with a dog and you get an animal that buries itself in the garden. On the strength of this performance, ITALIANO were buried too.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Normal

Soft Pitch