Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 15
We Play Like Girls				D-Generation X
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Alec Tricity 4, 33, 39, 50, 56 (pen), 79 Jerry Atrics 10, 44, 90 Bowen Arrow 16 Ben Dover 21, 28, 68, 85 Sheri Cola 73

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
8	Shots	15
12	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Credible		77
2	D.Pipes		67
3	B.Free		74
4	B.Free		61
5	S.Dup		65
6	J.Strap		60
7	S.Manilla	(90)	64
8	S.Urai		73
9	D.Sore		79
10	C.Needzit		76
11	A.Birthday		46
12	C.Arm	(90)	64
13	A.Tricity		0
14	A.Choke		0
15	E.Ible		0
16	H.First		0

1	E.Dover	88
2	C.Needzit	90
3	J.King	88
4	B.Arrow	89
5	J.Credible	87
6	C.Arm	88
7	S.Cola	80
8	K.Dewitt	88
9	B.Dover	92
10	J.Atrics	90
11	A.Tricity	88
12	G.McGoalkeeper	0
13	C.Bach	0
14	A.CeeBack	0
15	R.McRightwing	0
16	R.McForward	0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Alec Tricity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
10 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a belter from the halfway line
16 mins	Bowen Arrow	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
21 mins	Ben Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
28 mins	Ben Dover	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
33 mins	Alec Tricity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
39 mins	Alec Tricity	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
44 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
50 mins	Alec Tricity	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
56 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Ben Dover	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
73 mins	Sheri Cola	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
79 mins	Alec Tricity	from a goal kick
85 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Sam Manilla	A broken arm
90 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for D-Generation X who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 15 - 0 rout.
The We Play Like Girls squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Some you win, some you lose. When you can't even win possession, where's the hope?
We Play Like Girls's keeper Justin Credible is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
D-Generation X's attackers are a constant threat, as you could tell from the nervous wrecks they's made of the We Play Like Girls defence within 20 minutes.
Both teams were so frightened of each other that they spent the match running away. The ref didn't know what to do, so he went home at half time which might explain why the game ended with no bookings.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 3 2 1 2 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"We were absolutely terrible," huffed We Play Like Girls manager after his team's defeat. "We didn't look capable of passing wind out there."
null Apparently We Play Like Girls were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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