Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(2) 4
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Casey Needzit 9, 24, 60, 67, 80, 88 Justin Credible 16 (pen) Bob Frapples 31 Carl Arm 37 Jacques Strap 44 Dinah Sore 52, 73		Tate Urchips 16 Willie Maykit 36, 73 Chad Terbocks 55

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	Sweeper
66	Possession	34
18	Shots	8
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
9	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Credible		88
2	B.Free	(58)	60
3	B.Free		84
4	S.Dup		79
5	J.Strap		70
6	B.Frapples		86
7	C.Arm		63
8	D.Sore		81
9	S.Urai		81
10	X.Money		52
11	C.Needzit		82
12	E.Ible		0
13	D.Pipes		0
14	R.Kleiner		0
15	A.Bomb		0
16	H.First		0

1	A.Nino		69
2	T.Urchips	(49)	71
3	C.Needzit		70
4	A.Hugnkiss		63
5	H.First		61
6	X.Breath		47
7	B.Ding		62
8	A.Sapple		46
9	D.Druff		47
10	C.Terbocks		43
11	J.Nasium		48
12	A.Sapple		0
13	B.Frapples		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	T.Vision		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Casey Needzit	from the dressing room
16 mins	Justin Credible	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Tate Urchips	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
24 mins	Casey Needzit	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins	Bob Frapples	with the hand of God
36 mins	Willie Maykit	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
37 mins	Carl Arm	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
44 mins	Jacques Strap	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
49 mins	Tate Urchips	Shirt pulling
52 mins	Dinah Sore	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
55 mins	Chad Terbocks	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
58 mins	Bjorn Free	Dangerous tackling
60 mins	Casey Needzit	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
67 mins	Casey Needzit	with a thunderous shot from distance
73 mins	Dinah Sore	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
73 mins	Willie Maykit	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
80 mins	Casey Needzit	with the hand of God
88 mins	Casey Needzit	with a header from the penalty area

Match Report

This game could have so easily ended in a draw had We Play Like Girls not conceded so many unnecessary goals. Even if you take out a couple of unlucky ones and a few they could do nothing about you're still not close to explaining how they conceded 12 goals.
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Matthew Wilson after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
We Play Like Girls took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
We Play Like Girls could save themselves some money next season by not bothering with a goalkeeper. They'd save a fortune on pies alone.
We Play Like Girls's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle.
We Play Like Girls's experiment with the 4 1 4 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The fans might have envisaged a long string of defeats strung together like a pearl necklace," claimed manager following his side's win, "but we have shown that will not be the case."
Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something We Play Like Girls boss Matthew Wilson was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

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Referee

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Butch Gravelneck

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