Match Report

	(15) 29	-	(0) 0
D-Generation X				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Alec Tricity 3, 8, 11, 14 (pen), 20, 23, 26 (pen), 29, 32, 35, 41, 47, 50, 56, 59, 61, 71 (pen), 74 (pen), 77 (pen), 80, 83, 86 Jerry Atrics 5, 64 Ben Dover 17, 89 Kenny Dewitt 38 Sheri Cola 44 Carl Arm 68

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 1 2 3
68	Possession	32
29	Shots	7
8	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Dover		88
2	C.Needzit	(90)	86
3	J.King		90
4	B.Arrow		88
5	J.Credible		88
6	C.Arm		90
7	S.Cola		80
8	K.Dewitt		90
9	B.Dover		89
10	J.Atrics		88
11	A.Tricity		94
12	G.McGoalkeeper		0
13	C.Bach		0
14	A.CeeBack		0
15	R.McRightmid		0
16	R.McForward		0

1	P.Name 20842		55
2	P.Name 20843		61
3	P.Name 20846		0
4	P.Name 20847		63
5	P.Name 20851		0
6	P.Name 20853		50
7	P.Name 20856		50
8	P.Name 20857	(90)	53
9	P.Name 20858		0
10	P.Name 20850		59
11	P.Name 20854		50
12	P.Name 20852		0
13	P.Name 20844		0
14	P.Name 20841		0
15	P.Name 20855		0
16	P.Name 20849		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Alec Tricity	from the dressing room
5 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
8 mins	Alec Tricity	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Alec Tricity	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
14 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Ben Dover	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
20 mins	Alec Tricity	with a lovely move from the right wing
23 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great chip from the left wing
26 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
29 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great solo effort
32 mins	Alec Tricity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Alec Tricity	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
38 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a great chip from the left wing
41 mins	Alec Tricity	with a thunderous shot from distance
44 mins	Sheri Cola	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
47 mins	Alec Tricity	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
50 mins	Alec Tricity	with a brave flying header
56 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great solo effort
59 mins	Alec Tricity	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
61 mins	Alec Tricity	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a header from the penalty area
68 mins	Carl Arm	with the hand of God
71 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
74 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Alec Tricity	from a throw in
83 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great volley from 10 yards out
86 mins	Alec Tricity	with a belter from the halfway line
89 mins	Ben Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
90 mins	Casey Needzit	Shirt pulling
90 mins	Player Name 20857	High kicking

Match Report

We Play Like Girls suffered one of their heaviest ever defeats going down 29 - 0 to D-Generation X with barely a squeak. The onslaught would have been embarrassing if anyone could bear to watch.
At least Justin Time is saving the fans some money - he's been crossed off all their Christmas card lists after his recent coaching performances.
Total football? D-Generation X might have some tips after dominating possession for almost the entire 90 minutes.
We Play Like Girls's keeper Player Name 20842 is one of those goalies whose mere presence strikes fear into teams. Unfortunately, it's his own team who are trembling.
If We Play Like Girls's defence was a boat, the holes it sprung today would call for a life jacket. Sinking, like their team's season.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 3 3 Attacking formation look impressive, D-Generation X however make it look very ordinary.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Justin Time after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor G B in court and I want those points back."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

Soft Pitch