Match Report

	(5) 9	-	(2) 4
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Jim Nasium 9, 84 Len DeHand 17, 50, 67 Bill Ding 25 Al Kaseltzer 33 (pen), 42, 76		Player Name 20856 16, 55 Player Name 20858 36, 72

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	4 1 2 3
49	Possession	51
13	Shots	12
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Nino		69
2	T.Urchips		73
3	C.Needzit	(90)	78
4	H.First		60
5	X.Breath		47
6	B.Ding		69
7	X.Breath		53
8	A.Sapple		46
9	A.Kaseltzer		81
10	L.DeHand		86
11	J.Nasium		48
12	B.Frapples		0
13	A.Hugnkiss		0
14	B.Arrow		0
15	D.Druff		0
16	A.Bomb		0

1	P.Name 20842	55
2	P.Name 20843	61
3	P.Name 20846	47
4	P.Name 20847	63
5	P.Name 20851	45
6	P.Name 20853	50
7	P.Name 20856	52
8	P.Name 20857	55
9	P.Name 20858	48
10	P.Name 20850	59
11	P.Name 20854	51
12	P.Name 20852	0
13	P.Name 20844	0
14	P.Name 20841	0
15	P.Name 20855	0
16	P.Name 20849	0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Jim Nasium	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
16 mins	Player Name 20856	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
17 mins	Len DeHand	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
25 mins	Bill Ding	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
33 mins	Al Kaseltzer	after ref awarded a penalty
36 mins	Player Name 20858	from a goal kick
42 mins	Al Kaseltzer	with a strike from the left wing
50 mins	Len DeHand	with a lovely move from the right wing
55 mins	Player Name 20856	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
67 mins	Len DeHand	from a throw in
72 mins	Player Name 20858	from the dressing room
76 mins	Al Kaseltzer	from the dressing room
84 mins	Jim Nasium	from the dressing room
90 mins	Casey Needzit	Faking injury

Match Report

We Play Like Girls should be quietly confident about the rest of their season after a very pleasing 90 minutes' work saw them snuff out any threat Ð and there wasn't much - posed by We Play Like Girls in this 9 - 4 win.
If he leads by example then We Play Like Girls manager Justin Time must be a born loser. Back to the white board.
It's going to be a tough job getting back into the team for the 1 players who didn't bother to show up for today's memorable win.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 20842 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
We Play Like Girls's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
After being scythed down in the opposition box, We Play Like Girls's Al Kaseltzer stepped up to put the resulting penalty in the back of the net with aplomb. He kicked the ball first though.
"Full credit to the lads out there," slurred a clearly drunk We Play Like Girls manager Matthew Wilson following his side's win. "They never threw in the towel even though they were under the gun."
No matter how comfortable We Play Like Girls looked here, they shouldn't let it got to their heads. Anyway, a big old arm is comfortable. This is football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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