Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(0) 0
D-Generation X				Wolverton Village
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Alec Tricity 4 (pen), 14, 67 (pen), 78 (pen), 88 (pen) Ben Dover 9, 29, 34, 46, 57, 72 Carl Arm 19 Kenny Dewitt 24 Joe King 40 Jerry Atrics 52, 62, 83

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
23	Shots	5
8	Fouls	12
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	0
Continental	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	E.Dover	90
2	C.Needzit	89
3	J.King	89
4	B.Arrow	88
5	J.Credible	87
6	C.Arm	87
7	S.Cola	81
8	K.Dewitt	88
9	B.Dover	88
10	J.Atrics	91
11	A.Tricity	93
12	G.McGoalkeeper	0
13	C.Bach	0
14	A.CeeBack	0
15	R.McRightmid	0
16	R.McForward	0

1	R.Cranium		72
2	B.Cherry		76
3	C.Terbocks		70
4	V.Tire		63
5	R.Sance		66
6	A.Nino	(90)	61
7	R.Meeblind		74
8	S.Down		81
9	F.Bisceps	(90)	62
10	R.Sance		82
11	W.Maykit		79
12	M.Absent	(90)	64
13	B.Frapples		0
14	K.Cook		0
15	B.Free		0
16	X.Money		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
9 mins	Ben Dover	from a throw in
14 mins	Alec Tricity	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
19 mins	Carl Arm	with a brave flying header
24 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a great solo effort
29 mins	Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
34 mins	Ben Dover	with a flick on
40 mins	Joe King	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
52 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
57 mins	Ben Dover	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
62 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a header from the penalty area
67 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Ben Dover	with a brave flying header
78 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins	Jerry Atrics	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
88 mins	Alec Tricity	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	A bruised shoulder
90 mins	Al Nino	Two-footed tackle

Match Report

You can't let teams like D-Generation X play their game. When you do, they score goals as Wolverton Village found out to their cost with this 17 - 0 drubbing.
It looks like D-Generation X have persuaded Sir Alex to visit them in training. All their work on their Jogging is bringing instant results.
Bjorn Free was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching Wolverton Village's Richard Cranium. This guy couldn't stop a running nose.
D-Generation X's manager G B has struck it lucky with his strikers. They're both like gold dust.
There are less suitable formations for D-Generation X's squad than 4 3 3 Attacking, but G B would be advised to ignore those too.
"The boss has got us in the right mindset," said striker Alec Tricity, "We all want to be on the winning side and if you are, you're the winner."
All in all, a rather brutal display of ruthless goal-scoring efficiency from D-Generation X. Look and learn everyone, look and learn.

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Wilmot Piddlethwaite

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