Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(0) 1
Wyford Rejects				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 7, 18, 41 Stan Dup 12, 29, 69, 86 Dinah Sore 24, 35, 46, 52, 58 (pen), 64, 74 (pen) Darius Lesgettham 80		Dwayne Pipes 86

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 5 2
70	Possession	30
21	Shots	8
14	Fouls	12
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Thorntonator		87
2	J.Seagull		34
3	A.Mcmurray	(49)	28
4	M.Wydogg		32
5	B.Stanton		34
6	D.Lesgettham		86
7	G.Simmo	(29)	46
8	B.Ender		89
9	C.Mass	(73)	83
10	D.Sore		94
11	S.Dup		92
12	M.Schuff		0
13	A.Kelz		0
14	W.Mum		0
15	2.Jono		0
16	A.Thortonator		0

1	J.Credible		77
2	D.Pipes	(44,90)	66
3	B.Free		74
4	J.Strap		66
5	S.Manilla		67
6	B.Frapples		74
7	C.Arm	(49)	62
8	S.Urai		72
9	E.Ible		51
10	A.Birthday		46
11	D.Sore		0
12	S.Dup		0
13	A.Tricity		0
14	A.Choke		0
15	X.Money		0
16	B.Free		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Bart Ender	with a dink right on the goal line
12 mins	Stan Dup	with a flick on
18 mins	Bart Ender	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
24 mins	Dinah Sore	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
29 mins	Glennady Simmo	Being drunk
29 mins	Stan Dup	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins	Dinah Sore	with a great chip from the left wing
41 mins	Bart Ender	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Shirt pulling
46 mins	Dinah Sore	from a throw in
49 mins	Ash Mcmurray	Foul and abusive language
49 mins	Carl Arm	Foul and abusive language
52 mins	Dinah Sore	from a throw in
58 mins	Dinah Sore	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Dinah Sore	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
69 mins	Stan Dup	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
73 mins	Chris Mass	Repeated fouling
74 mins	Dinah Sore	after ref awarded a penalty
80 mins	Darius Lesgettham	from a throw in
86 mins	Stan Dup	with a flick on
86 mins	Dwayne Pipes	with the hand of God
90 mins	Dwayne Pipes	Dangerous tackling

Match Report

You have to be extraordinarily bad to conceded 15 in 90 minutes. It's quite a feat when you think about it. We Play Like Girls are going to be pondering on this one-side 15 - 1 massacre at the hands of Wyford Rejects for sometime to come.
Today Wyford Rejects's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
We Play Like Girls had so little possession they could have referred Wyford Rejects to the monopolies and mergers commission.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust We Play Like Girls's goalie Justin Credible to keep goldfish.
Scouts were seen watching Wyford Rejects's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Ash Mcmurray and Carl Arm clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Terrence Frisk's book.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 formation.
The future for We Play Like Girls is as bleak as that of the dressing room teacups after this performance.
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the We Play Like Girls players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch