Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(1) 3
Wyford Rejects				protos16 mannen
Division Pos:2				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Dinah Sore 5, 36, 44, 51, 59, 66, 73, 79, 87 Moe DeLawn 12 (og) Stan Dup 20, 27		Casey Needzit 29, 60, 88

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 4 1 2
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	4
16	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
10	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Thorntonator		85
2	J.Seagull		34
3	A.Mcmurray		28
4	M.Wydogg	(90)	32
5	B.Stanton		34
6	2.Jono		43
7	G.Simmo		46
8	A.Kelz		34
9	L.Schuff		32
10	D.Sore		94
11	S.Dup		88
12	M.Schuff		0
13	B.Les		0
14	W.Mum		0
15	R.Porridge		0
16	A.Thortonator		0

1	S.Pull		67
2	A.Sapple		67
3	M.DeLawn		61
4	A.Kaholic	(90)	65
5	A.Structible		69
6	S.Dup	(90)	69
7	A.Meway		70
8	A.Hassle		51
9	B.Tagg		42
10	C.Needzit		85
11	H.Seek		78
12	K.Cook	(90)	44
13	L.Stooth		0
14	A.Birthday		0
15	A.Hugnkiss		0
16	A.Gator		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Dinah Sore	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
12 mins	Moe DeLawn	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
20 mins	Stan Dup	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
27 mins	Stan Dup	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
29 mins	Casey Needzit	from a corner
36 mins	Dinah Sore	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
44 mins	Dinah Sore	with the bumcheek of God
51 mins	Dinah Sore	with a strike from the left wing
59 mins	Dinah Sore	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Casey Needzit	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
66 mins	Dinah Sore	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
73 mins	Dinah Sore	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
79 mins	Dinah Sore	with a thunderous shot from distance
87 mins	Dinah Sore	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
88 mins	Casey Needzit	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins	Mick Wydogg	Indecent exposure
90 mins	Stan Dup	A mild concussion
90 mins	Al Kaholic	Repeated diving

Match Report

This could prove to be a very useful win for the promotion-hungry Wyford Rejects. Pastures new beckon, but do they know the way?
With little sign of organisation from manager sem bergmans, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
If you had 11 headless chickens running round a field for 90 minutes, the chances are at least one of them would run into the ball at some point. protos16 mannen weren't even that lucky.
Three-goal wonder Casey Needzit left a broken Wyford Rejects team to wonder how on earth he slipped through their usually solid defence to bag a hat trick.
Like a master locksmith, Wyford Rejects's attacking play managed to pick the defensive style of protos16 mannen open.
There are less suitable formations for Wyford Rejects's squad than 4 4 2, but Mark Shuff would be advised to ignore those too.
"Someone in this team will have to grab the ball by the horns if we're going to get anything out of this season," huffed manager sem bergmans following his side's poor showing.
If two Greeks were watching a game this bad they'd have difficulty in understanding why protos16 mannen took such a beating. It would have been all English to them.

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