Match Report

	(2) 6	-	(3) 7
Wolverton Village				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Renee Sance 13, 51, 76, 87 Aaron Thetires 26, 64		Abbie Birthday 9, 22, 74 Adam Bomb 35 Casey Needzit 48, 61, 86

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	3 2 5
46	Possession	54
7	Shots	14
6	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	R.Cranium	60
2	X.Money	71
3	V.Tire	73
4	C.Terbocks	69
5	R.Meeblind	86
6	S.Down	73
7	M.Absent	75
8	P.Pantz	47
9	B.Free	66
10	R.Sance	73
11	A.Thetires	81
12	B.Frapples	0
13	B.Cherry	0
14	K.Cook	0
15	W.Maykit	0
16	A.Nino	0

1	J.Credible		86
2	D.Pipes		71
3	B.Free		81
4	J.Strap		71
5	S.Manilla	(90)	81
6	B.Frapples		81
7	A.Birthday		46
8	C.Needzit	(90)	81
9	E.Ible		77
10	A.Bomb		48
11	S.Urai		70
12	C.Arm		0
13	S.Dup		0
14	A.Choke		0
15	D.Sore	(90)	68
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a lovely move from the right wing
13 mins	Renee Sance	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
26 mins	Aaron Thetires	with a strike from the left wing
35 mins	Adam Bomb	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Richard Cranium	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Casey Needzit	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins	Renee Sance	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Casey Needzit	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins	Aaron Thetires	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
74 mins	Abbie Birthday	with the bumcheek of God
76 mins	Renee Sance	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
86 mins	Casey Needzit	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
87 mins	Renee Sance	with a header from the penalty area
90 mins	Casey Needzit	A mild concussion
90 mins	Sam Manilla	Time wasting

Match Report

The only thing Wolverton Village lacked in this narrow 7 - 6 defeat at the hands of We Play Like Girls was an all important winning goal. It's a must-have really if you're going to win games.
Like an untended garden, the untrained Wolverton Village have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
The Wolverton Village players were on a £1-a-goal bonus which saw Renee Sance take home 4 pounds. Riches beyond his wildest dreams.
Like a bather at a Michael Barrymore barbeque Wolverton Village tried to keep it tight at the back… but We Play Like Girls's attacking style was too much for them.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Wolverton Village go out in 3 6 1 formation we're still looking for it.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Craig McLoughlin looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that We Play Like Girls scored."
Sometimes the beautiful game can seem downright pug-ugly. This was one such occasion. Not so much Cinderella as her very ugly sisters.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Muddy Pitch