Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(3) 4
Wolverton Village				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Aaron Thetires 4, 72, 76 Player Name 20843 10 (og) Renee Sance 15, 31, 43, 82 Fletcher Bisceps 21, 49 Richard Cranium 26 (pen), 54 (pen) Robin Meeblind 37 Vlad Tire 60 Chad Terbocks 87		Player Name 20857 14, 45 (pen) Player Name 20843 30 Player Name 20858 75

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 1 2 3
62	Possession	38
15	Shots	9
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	5
Use Wings	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	R.Cranium		86
2	X.Money		81
3	C.Terbocks		87
4	B.Cherry		72
5	V.Tire	(61)	78
6	A.Nino		71
7	R.Meeblind		81
8	F.Bisceps		89
9	S.Down		71
10	R.Sance		92
11	A.Thetires		90
12	P.Pantz		0
13	B.Frapples		0
14	K.Cook		0
15	B.Free		0
16	J.Credible		0

1	P.Name 20842		54
2	P.Name 20843	(46)	60
3	P.Name 20846		46
4	P.Name 20847		62
5	P.Name 20851		45
6	P.Name 20853		49
7	P.Name 20856		50
8	P.Name 20857		57
9	P.Name 20858		47
10	P.Name 20850		58
11	P.Name 20854		50
12	P.Name 20852		0
13	P.Name 20844		0
14	P.Name 20841		0
15	P.Name 20855		0
16	P.Name 20849		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Aaron Thetires	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
10 mins	Player Name 20843	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
14 mins	Player Name 20857	with a flick on
15 mins	Renee Sance	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
21 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Richard Cranium	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Player Name 20843	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
31 mins	Renee Sance	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
37 mins	Robin Meeblind	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
43 mins	Renee Sance	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
45 mins	Player Name 20857	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Player Name 20843	Spitting
49 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from the dressing room
54 mins	Richard Cranium	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Vlad Tire	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
60 mins	Player Name 20857	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Vlad Tire	Scrapping
66 mins	Richard Cranium	scuffed a penalty
72 mins	Aaron Thetires	from the dressing room
75 mins	Player Name 20858	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
76 mins	Aaron Thetires	from a goal kick
82 mins	Renee Sance	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
87 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins	Player Name 20857	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

Wolverton Village were very good value for this 15 - 4 massacre. At times it looked like they were the only team on the pitch. Unlike We Play Like Girls who couldn't even manage to play with themselves.
Wolverton Village applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Not even Player Name 20844's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he gone to his mum's for Sunday lunch.
Player Name 20843's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad.
They say you can't pass a camel through the eye of a needle, but after Wolverton Village's midfield stunning performance today you'd back them to have a good go.
There are less suitable formations for Wolverton Village's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but Craig McLoughlin would be advised to ignore those too.
"I'm black and blue from pinching myself to make sure this is real," said a fan after Wolverton Village's victory.
After this disgraceful performance the We Play Like Girls supporters are in little doubt their side are magic. They'll soon be disappearing from this division.

Extra Information

Referee

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Butch Gravelneck

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