Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(0) 0
D-Generation X				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Bowen Arrow 5 Ben Dover 11, 18, 56 Kenny Dewitt 24 Alec Tricity 30, 36, 43, 69, 75, 88 Jerry Atrics 49, 82

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	Diamond
69	Possession	31
19	Shots	8
8	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	E.Dover		88
2	C.Needzit		88
3	J.King		88
4	B.Arrow		87
5	J.Credible		89
6	C.Arm	(90)	87
7	S.Cola		81
8	K.Dewitt		88
9	B.Dover		91
10	J.Atrics		88
11	A.Tricity		88
12	G.McGoalkeeper		0
13	R.McRightback		0
14	C.Bach		0
15	R.McRightmid		0
16	R.McForward		0

1	A.Nino	66
2	W.Bago	76
3	C.Needzit	74
4	T.Urchips	60
5	A.Hugnkiss	53
6	W.Maykit	65
7	D.Druff	47
8	T.Vision	44
9	X.Breath	50
10	A.Kaseltzer	75
11	J.Nasium	48
12	A.Sapple	0
13	X.Breath	0
14	B.Arrow	0
15	L.DeHand	0
16	A.Bomb	0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a lovely move from the right wing
11 mins	Ben Dover	from a goal kick
18 mins	Ben Dover	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
24 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
30 mins	Alec Tricity	from a corner
36 mins	Alec Tricity	with a flick on
43 mins	Alec Tricity	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
49 mins	Jerry Atrics	from a free kick
56 mins	Ben Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
63 mins	Alec Tricity	scuffed a penalty
69 mins	Alec Tricity	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
75 mins	Alec Tricity	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
82 mins	Jerry Atrics	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Alec Tricity	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Carl Arm	Interfering with an opponent

Match Report

With three points in the bag, D-Generation X are looking like serious promotion contenders. With so much at stake, no one's likely to be getting light-hearted about it.
Matthew Wilson must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
We Play Like Girls had so little of the ball that they've had to call the local lad who cleans their boots to tell him there's no work for him next week.
The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Al Nino into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
D-Generation X constantly pumped the ball upfield into the mixer and blasted away the passing game attempted by their opposition.
D-Generation X's Alec Tricity hung his head in shame when he failed to convert from a penalty kick that could have changed the match. Still, worse things happen at sea.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned We Play Like Girls manager Matthew Wilson. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
Apparently after this whitewash striker Jim Nasium told the boss he'd be a great idea for strengthening the side. 'When are you leaving?' asked the manager.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Windy

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