Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(13) 26
Meltdown Sludge				Wyse Guys
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
		Neil Overall 3 (pen), 43 (pen), 50, 53, 57, 60, 64, 67, 75 (pen), 82, 85 (pen), 88 Adam Sapple 6, 9, 13, 16, 19, 26, 29, 37 Adam Bomb 22 Hayden Seek 33, 73 Ali Gator 40 Tate Urchips 70 Noah Fence 79

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	3 4 3
38	Possession	62
8	Shots	26
13	Fouls	9
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	D.Rabbit		48
2	G.Teaparty	(38)	48
3	M.Stone		47
4	D.Deep	(68)	48
5	T.Percher		46
6	B.Carrots		0
7	C.Blocksmith		0
8	S.Logg		46
9	C.Tunnels		0
10	P.Panther	(39)	48
11	M.Zart	(76)	47
12	B.Deggs		0
13	F.Quadriceps		0
14	C.LePlow		0
15	L.Sungadine	(76)	46
16	Z.Bero		0

1	D.Pipes		90
2	N.Down	(75)	54
3	N.Fence		89
4	M.Labor		87
5	A.Bomb		89
6	S.Dup		88
7	A.Gator	(75) (39)	62
8	T.Urchips	(75)	45
9	H.Seek		89
10	N.Overall		93
11	A.Sapple		85
12	H.deMann		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	B.Dover	(75)	89
15	J.Nasium	(75)	90
16	B.Frapples	(75)	90


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Neil Overall	after ref awarded a penalty
6 mins	Adam Sapple	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
9 mins	Adam Sapple	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
13 mins	Adam Sapple	from a throw in
16 mins	Adam Sapple	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
22 mins	Adam Bomb	from a throw in
26 mins	Adam Sapple	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
29 mins	Adam Sapple	with a belter from the halfway line
33 mins	Hayden Seek	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
37 mins	Adam Sapple	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
38 mins	Gil Teaparty	Shirt pulling
39 mins	Ali Gator	Head butting
39 mins	Pink Panther	Head butting
40 mins	Ali Gator	with a belter from the halfway line
43 mins	Neil Overall	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Neil Overall	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
53 mins	Neil Overall	with a great volley from 10 yards out
57 mins	Neil Overall	with the bumcheek of God
60 mins	Neil Overall	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
64 mins	Neil Overall	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
67 mins	Neil Overall	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
68 mins	Doug Deep	Dangerous tackling
70 mins	Tate Urchips	with a dink right on the goal line
73 mins	Hayden Seek	from a corner
75 mins	Neil Overall	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Moe Zart	A broken leg
79 mins	Noah Fence	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
82 mins	Neil Overall	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
85 mins	Neil Overall	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Neil Overall	with a brave flying header

Match Report

Wyse Guys ran Meltdown Sludge off the park with a 26 - 0 massacre.
Whatever it is George Wysocki is putting in Wyse Guys's water, we'd like some.
Fletcher Quadriceps failed to show for Meltdown Sludge after a night on the town. He woke up with the mother of all hangovers and spent the afternoon blowing chunks while clinging to his toilet bowl like his life depended on it.
Meltdown Sludge's goalie Dusk Rabbit couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
Wyse Guys's attackers were so inventive, Leonardo Da Vinci was casting an envious eye at proceedings.
Ali Gator and Pink Panther were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Meltdown Sludge go out in 3 5 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"I would do anything George Wysocki asked of us," gushed Tate Urchips after today's win. "Tomorrow morning I'm washing his car."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Hard Pitch