Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(8) 19
Blackburns Rovers				Wyse Guys
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
		Neil Overall 8, 48, 56 Justin Time 13, 26, 30, 35, 43, 52, 64, 68, 80, 90 Hayden Seek 22, 72 Jim Nasium 39, 60 Adam Sapple 75, 85

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 4 3
45	Possession	55
10	Shots	19
4	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire		68
2	S.Pull	(70)	48
3	B.Dover		0
4	B.Dover		0
5	J.Czarfunee		48
6	A.Hugnkiss		45
7	D.Tater		48
8	W.Bago		62
9	C.Terbocks		46
10	M.Skeeto		68
11	M.Rohsopht		73
12	T.Urchips		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	S.Night		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	D.Pipes		89
2	N.Down	(75)	54
3	N.Fence		89
4	M.Labor	(60)	80
5	M.Mentum		87
6	S.Dup		89
7	J.Nasium		89
8	T.Urchips		90
9	H.Seek		88
10	N.Overall	(75)	90
11	J.Time	(90)	94
12	H.deMann		0
13	A.Choke	(60)	89
14	B.Dover	(75)	89
15	A.Sapple	(75)	88
16	B.Frapples		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Neil Overall	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
13 mins	Justin Time	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
22 mins	Hayden Seek	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
26 mins	Justin Time	with a great volley from 10 yards out
30 mins	Justin Time	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
35 mins	Justin Time	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
39 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
43 mins	Justin Time	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
48 mins	Neil Overall	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
52 mins	Justin Time	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
56 mins	Neil Overall	with a thunderous shot from distance
60 mins	Jim Nasium	from a free kick
64 mins	Justin Time	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
68 mins	Justin Time	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
70 mins	Sam Pull	Repeated fouling
72 mins	Hayden Seek	with a great chip from the left wing
75 mins	Adam Sapple	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
80 mins	Justin Time	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
85 mins	Adam Sapple	with a lovely move from the right wing
90 mins	Justin Time	Obstruction
90 mins	Justin Time	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

Match Report

Surely this will go down as a vintage performance from a sparky Wyse Guys who, on the evidence of this thumping 19 - 0 rout of Blackburns Rovers, just couldn't stop scoring.
What a tactician Wyse Guys manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were George Wysocki would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
With Artie Choke missing today's game due to a Sky TV installation. , it's no wonder Blackburns Rovers took a beating. So will Artie Choke when his teammates get hold of him.
There must be a reason why Blackburns Rovers manager James Blackburn insists on continuing to play the woeful Vlad Tire in goal. His turn out today was truly shocking. Couldn't stop traffic.
Don't ask Blackburns Rovers's midfield to cross their fingers, after todays display they'd cross them into the car park.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Blackburns Rovers go out in 4 4 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Wyse Guys boss George Wysocki claimed following the win.
Blackburns Rovers are going to find their blindfolds pretty useful when the manger introduces a firing squad in training after this humiliating defeat.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Hard Pitch