Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(19) 36
We Play Like Girls				Wyse Guys
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 5297 52		Justin Time 2, 5, 9, 11, 14, 16, 18, 20, 23 (pen), 25, 28 (pen), 35, 37, 41, 44 (pen), 46, 50, 53, 55, 60, 62, 64, 66 (pen), 69, 71, 75, 81, 83, 88 (pen) Moe Mentum 7 Artie Choke 30, 33 Adam Sapple 39, 79 Tate Urchips 73 Player Name 5283 77 (og)

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
38	Possession	62
8	Shots	36
12	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 5282		0
2	P.Name 5283		53
3	P.Name 5286		51
4	P.Name 5287		0
5	P.Name 5291		45
6	P.Name 5293		49
7	P.Name 5296		39
8	P.Name 5297	(27)	43
9	P.Name 5298	(84)	43
10	P.Name 5290		62
11	P.Name 5294		45
12	P.Name 5292	(84)	44
13	P.Name 5284		0
14	P.Name 5281		0
15	P.Name 5295		0
16	P.Name 5289		0

1	D.Pipes		90
2	N.Down		85
3	N.Fence		86
4	H.deMann	(75)	87
5	A.Choke		89
6	M.Mentum	(52) (30)	52
7	S.Dup	(56)	87
8	J.Nasium	(84)	90
9	B.Frapples		88
10	A.Sapple		80
11	J.Time		94
12	R.Cranium		0
13	B.Dover	(75)	85
14	M.Labor		0
15	T.Urchips	(52)	62
16	H.Seek		0


Time	Person	Description
2 mins	Justin Time	from a free kick
5 mins	Justin Time	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
7 mins	Moe Mentum	from a free kick
9 mins	Justin Time	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Justin Time	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
14 mins	Justin Time	with a strike from the left wing
16 mins	Justin Time	with a belter from his own half
18 mins	Justin Time	from a free kick
20 mins	Justin Time	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
23 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Justin Time	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
27 mins	Player Name 5297	Unsporting behaviour
28 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
30 mins	Moe Mentum	Obstruction
30 mins	Artie Choke	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
33 mins	Artie Choke	with a flick on
35 mins	Justin Time	with a belter from his own half
37 mins	Justin Time	from a free kick
39 mins	Adam Sapple	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
41 mins	Justin Time	with a brave flying header
44 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
46 mins	Justin Time	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
50 mins	Justin Time	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
52 mins	Moe Mentum	A mild concussion
52 mins	Player Name 5297	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
53 mins	Justin Time	with a belter from the halfway line
55 mins	Justin Time	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
56 mins	Stan Dup	Faking injury
57 mins	Justin Time	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Justin Time	with the bumcheek of God
62 mins	Justin Time	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins	Justin Time	with a powerful header into the top corner
66 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Justin Time	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
71 mins	Justin Time	from a throw in
73 mins	Tate Urchips	from a throw in
75 mins	Justin Time	with a belter from the halfway line
77 mins	Player Name 5283	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
79 mins	Adam Sapple	with a belter from his own half
81 mins	Justin Time	from the dressing room
83 mins	Justin Time	from a free kick
84 mins	Jim Nasium	Shirt pulling
84 mins	Player Name 5298	A mild concussion
88 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Wyse Guys were the better the side on the day as their 36 - 1 pounding of We Play Like Girls showed.
If this is how master tactician George Wysocki plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Player Name 5283 thought he'd play safe and kick the ball back to his goalie. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Was the keeper where he thought he was? Nope? Did the ball just stop before it rolled into the back of the net? Nope. Oh dear.
Scouts were seen watching Wyse Guys's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 5 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
If you put on a show as poor as this in the West End, the audience would vote with their feet. We Play Like Girls need to knuckle down or face the consequences this season.
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. Wyse Guys seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than We Play Like Girls look like scoring all season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Soft Pitch