Match Report

	(6) 11	-	(7) 9
We Play Like Girls				Blackburns Rovers
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 5294 7, 19, 53, 63 Player Name 5298 13 Player Name 5286 26 Player Name 5283 32 Player Name 5290 38 Player Name 5297 48 Player Name 5295 58 Player Name 5287 71		Mike Rohsopht 6, 15, 23, 49, 62 Vlad Tire 10 (pen), 18 (pen) Ben Dover 28 Chad Terbocks 36

Match Statistics

4 5 1 Attacking	Formation	4 4 2
42	Possession	58
12	Shots	11
2	Fouls	17
1	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	3
2	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 5282		0
2	P.Name 5283	(44)	45
3	P.Name 5286	(55)	51
4	P.Name 5287		51
5	P.Name 5291		45
6	P.Name 5293		48
7	P.Name 5296		39
8	P.Name 5297		41
9	P.Name 5298		42
10	P.Name 5290		61
11	P.Name 5294		45
12	P.Name 5292		0
13	P.Name 5284		0
14	P.Name 5281		0
15	P.Name 5295	(44)	52
16	P.Name 5289		0

1	V.Tire		70
2	S.Pull		0
3	B.Dover	(56,73)	58
4	B.Dover	(24,32)	46
5	J.Czarfunee		0
6	A.Hugnkiss		45
7	D.Tater	(56,64)	48
8	W.Bago		0
9	C.Terbocks	(55)	45
10	M.Skeeto		71
11	M.Rohsopht		71
12	T.Urchips		0
13	A.Choke	(55)	48
14	R.Cranium		0
15	S.Night		0
16	D.Sore		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a thunderous shot from distance
7 mins	Player Name 5294	with a spectacular bicycle kick
10 mins	Vlad Tire	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Player Name 5298	with a powerful header into the top corner
15 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
18 mins	Vlad Tire	after ref awarded a penalty
19 mins	Player Name 5294	from a corner
23 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
24 mins	Ben Dover	Time wasting
26 mins	Player Name 5286	with a flick on
28 mins	Ben Dover	with the hand of God
32 mins	Ben Dover	Time wasting
32 mins	Player Name 5283	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a dink right on the goal line
38 mins	Player Name 5290	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Player Name 5294	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 5283	A bruised shoulder
48 mins	Player Name 5297	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
49 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a powerful header into the top corner
53 mins	Player Name 5294	with a lovely move from the right wing
55 mins	Player Name 5286	Head butting
55 mins	Chad Terbocks	A mild concussion
56 mins	Ben Dover	Indecent exposure
56 mins	Dick Tater	Indecent exposure
58 mins	Player Name 5295	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
62 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
63 mins	Player Name 5294	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
64 mins	Dick Tater	Being drunk
71 mins	Player Name 5287	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
73 mins	Ben Dover	Obstruction

Match Report

Blackburns Rovers just couldn't find the answers to the questions We Play Like Girls posed in their 11 - 9 defeat.
We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today.
Winnie Bago was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
We Play Like Girls manager Christopher Benton likes the Counter Attack game, almost as much as he likes coming up against another team playing it.
Two Blackburns Rovers players were booked for urinating on the goalposts.
The match was abandoned after 73 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
Unless Blackburns Rovers buck their ideas up this isn't going to be their season. It's never too late to put a run together.
On paper you can make a case for almost anything. On the field you can count on nothing. Blackburns Rovers would be wise to remember these wise words.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

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