Match Report

	(11) 22	-	(1) 3
zalgeris				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 5286 4 (og) Dick Tater 7, 10, 13, 16, 23, 67, 74, 87 Adam Sapple 20, 30, 63, 77, 84 Bo Nessround 38 (pen) Buster Cherry 41, 70 Mike Rohsopht 45 Xavier Breath 48, 56 Len DeHand 52 Eileen Dover 60		Player Name 5297 30 Player Name 5298 47, 64

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
54	Possession	46
22	Shots	11
10	Fouls	17
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Nessround		64
2	E.Dover		80
3	J.Atrics		66
4	W.Bago		75
5	X.Breath		72
6	M.Rohsopht		89
7	B.Cherry		88
8	L.DeHand	(90)	71
9	X.Money		51
10	A.Sapple		44
11	D.Tater		46
12	C.Lear		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	J.Frayed		0
15	B.Dover		0
16	A.Birthday		0

1	P.Name 5282		42
2	P.Name 5283		51
3	P.Name 5286		50
4	P.Name 5287		51
5	P.Name 5291		0
6	P.Name 5293		48
7	P.Name 5296		0
8	P.Name 5297		40
9	P.Name 5298		42
10	P.Name 5290	(80)	61
11	P.Name 5294		0
12	P.Name 5292		0
13	P.Name 5284		0
14	P.Name 5281		0
15	P.Name 5295		0
16	P.Name 5289		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 5286	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
7 mins	Dick Tater	with a spectacular bicycle kick
10 mins	Dick Tater	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
13 mins	Dick Tater	with a header from the penalty area
16 mins	Dick Tater	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
20 mins	Adam Sapple	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
23 mins	Dick Tater	with a belter from his own half
27 mins	Bo Nessround	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Adam Sapple	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Player Name 5297	with a belter from his own half
34 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
38 mins	Bo Nessround	after ref awarded a penalty
41 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lovely move from the right wing
45 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
47 mins	Player Name 5298	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Xavier Breath	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
52 mins	Len DeHand	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
56 mins	Xavier Breath	with a flick on
60 mins	Eileen Dover	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
63 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
64 mins	Player Name 5298	with a thunderous shot from distance
67 mins	Dick Tater	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
70 mins	Buster Cherry	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
74 mins	Dick Tater	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
77 mins	Adam Sapple	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
80 mins	Player Name 5290	Faking injury
80 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
84 mins	Adam Sapple	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
87 mins	Dick Tater	with a great volley from 10 yards out
90 mins	Len DeHand	Scrapping

Match Report

If the zalgeris strikers had guns instead feet, We Play Like Girls's goalie would have been full of holes at the end of this 22 - 3 rout.
Christopher Benton must reassess his training methods - he has nothing to lose. Except probably the next game or six.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 5294 missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
Player Name 5286's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh?
An impressive attacking display. zalgeris are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. Diamond was a good stab, unfortunately for SenDoK BangKong most of his squad are best on the bench.
"It was a great win for us," Dick Tater told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
After a hammering like this We Play Like Girls's manager Christopher Benton must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

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Buster Jones Junior

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