Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(2) 7
Blackburns Rovers				Meltdown Sludge
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:12

Goal Scorers
Moe Skeeto 6, 17, 29 Mike Rohsopht 22, 34, 39, 56, 62, 84, 89 Dick Tater 50 Winnie Bago 67		Chip Blocksmith 12, 46 Tim Percher 23 Carp Tunnels 55 Gil Teaparty 66 Ben Dover 76 (og) Moe Zart 86

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	3 5 2
68	Possession	32
16	Shots	7
13	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	V.Tire		63
2	S.Pull		48
3	B.Dover	(46)	54
4	B.Dover		46
5	J.Czarfunee		0
6	A.Hugnkiss		45
7	D.Tater		48
8	W.Bago		59
9	C.Terbocks		46
10	M.Skeeto		70
11	M.Rohsopht		71
12	T.Urchips		0
13	A.Choke		0
14	R.Cranium		0
15	S.Night		0
16	D.Sore		0

1	D.Rabbit		48
2	G.Teaparty		48
3	M.Stone		47
4	D.Deep		0
5	T.Percher		46
6	B.Carrots		48
7	C.Blocksmith	(61)	48
8	S.Logg		0
9	C.Tunnels		47
10	P.Panther		0
11	M.Zart		47
12	B.Deggs		0
13	F.Quadriceps		0
14	C.LePlow		0
15	L.Sungadine		0
16	Z.Bero		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Moe Skeeto	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
12 mins	Chip Blocksmith	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great volley from 10 yards out
22 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
23 mins	Tim Percher	with the hand of God
29 mins	Moe Skeeto	with a great chip from the left wing
34 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
34 mins	Carp Tunnels	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with a great chip from the left wing
46 mins	Ben Dover	Scrapping
46 mins	Chip Blocksmith	with a dink right on the goal line
50 mins	Dick Tater	with the bumcheek of God
55 mins	Carp Tunnels	from the dressing room
56 mins	Mike Rohsopht	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
61 mins	Chip Blocksmith	Spitting
62 mins	Mike Rohsopht	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
66 mins	Gil Teaparty	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
67 mins	Winnie Bago	from a free kick
73 mins	Vlad Tire	scuffed a penalty
76 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
84 mins	Mike Rohsopht	from a free kick
86 mins	Moe Zart	with a brave flying header
89 mins	Mike Rohsopht	from a corner

Match Report

Blackburns Rovers eased past Meltdown Sludge for this 12 - 7 win.
The Meltdown Sludge squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Thundsdene _ ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
If Meltdown Sludge were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Blackburns Rovers had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
The only hope Meltdown Sludge have of turning goalie Dusk Rabbit into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Like a box of damp matches, the Meltdown Sludge forward line is full of useless strikers.
Blackburns Rovers's James Blackburn experiment with the 4 4 2 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We really gambled all our eggs out there today," a relieved James Blackburn told reporters after the match. "I knew though that I had a fresh pair of legs up my sleeve should I need them."
After a fleecing like this, Meltdown Sludge really to see a ewe turn in their results if they're going to get anything out of their season.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Windy

Hard Pitch