Match Report

	(5) 14	-	(1) 2
Meltdown Sludge				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bart Carrots 6, 17, 42 Moe Zart 11, 53, 59, 74, 85 Pink Panther 30, 47, 64, 69, 90 Doug Deep 80		Player Name 5298 37 Player Name 5297 66

Match Statistics

3 5 2	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
68	Possession	32
17	Shots	7
13	Fouls	13
3	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Rabbit		48
2	G.Teaparty		48
3	M.Stone	(34)	47
4	D.Deep	(85)	48
5	T.Percher	(59)	46
6	B.Carrots		48
7	C.Blocksmith		48
8	S.Logg		0
9	C.Tunnels		47
10	P.Panther		48
11	M.Zart		47
12	B.Deggs		0
13	F.Quadriceps		0
14	C.LePlow		0
15	L.Sungadine		0
16	Z.Bero		0

1	P.Name 5282		42
2	P.Name 5283		50
3	P.Name 5286		50
4	P.Name 5287	(29,55)	50
5	P.Name 5291		45
6	P.Name 5293		47
7	P.Name 5296		37
8	P.Name 5297		40
9	P.Name 5298	(82)	41
10	P.Name 5290		60
11	P.Name 5294		0
12	P.Name 5292		0
13	P.Name 5284		0
14	P.Name 5281		0
15	P.Name 5295		0
16	P.Name 5289		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Bart Carrots	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
11 mins	Moe Zart	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
17 mins	Bart Carrots	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
24 mins	Pink Panther	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Player Name 5287	Interfering with an opponent
30 mins	Pink Panther	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
34 mins	Max Stone	Annoying the referee
35 mins	Doug Deep	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Player Name 5298	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Bart Carrots	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
47 mins	Pink Panther	with a great solo effort
53 mins	Moe Zart	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
55 mins	Player Name 5287	Indecent exposure
59 mins	Tim Percher	Annoying the referee
59 mins	Moe Zart	with the bumcheek of God
64 mins	Pink Panther	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
66 mins	Player Name 5297	with a flick on
69 mins	Pink Panther	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
74 mins	Moe Zart	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
80 mins	Doug Deep	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
82 mins	Player Name 5298	Repeated fouling
85 mins	Doug Deep	Shirt pulling
85 mins	Moe Zart	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
90 mins	Pink Panther	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Having failed to take points from this game, the chances of avoiding what is beginning to look inevitable this season are fast fading. Can anything save them now?
The We Play Like Girls fans were calling for the head of manager Christopher Benton after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Losing possession of the ball is stupid. Giving it away to the opposition gift-wrapped is lunacy as We Play Like Girls discovered to their cost.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
After today Christopher Benton cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 4 5 1 Attacking formation we're still looking for it.
We Play Like Girls manager Christopher Benton told irate fans: "If it wasn't for their goals, Meltdown Sludge wouldn't have won."
Results don't get much more convincing than this. Meltdown Sludge looked almost embarrassed at the ease with which they bulged the opposition net. on a mere 14 occasions.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Rainy

Soft Pitch