Match Report

	(8) 19	-	(0) 0
Wyse Guys				zalgeris
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Justin Time 4, 13, 17, 27, 32 (pen), 36, 41, 55 (pen), 63 (pen), 72 (pen), 75, 79, 89 Jim Nasium 9, 84 Neil Overall 46, 60 Bob Frapples 50 Adam Bomb 68

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	4 1 2 3
68	Possession	32
19	Shots	6
11	Fouls	2
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		88
2	N.Down		88
3	N.Fence	(60)	71
4	H.deMann		88
5	A.Choke		89
6	M.Mentum		89
7	A.Bomb	(75) (35)	53
8	J.Nasium		87
9	B.Frapples		88
10	N.Overall	(75)	45
11	J.Time		94
12	M.Labor		0
13	A.Gator	(75)	88
14	R.Waffle	(60)	89
15	B.Dover		0
16	H.Seek	(75)	88

1	J.Frayed		69
2	E.Dover		70
3	J.Atrics		61
4	W.Bago	(64)	57
5	X.Breath		67
6	B.Cherry		73
7	M.Rohsopht		71
8	C.Lear		45
9	E.Ible		77
10	B.Dover		47
11	L.DeHand		45
12	S.Dup		0
13	O.Whackew	(64)	47
14	T.Vision		0
15	X.Money		0
16	A.Birthday		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Justin Time	with a thunderous shot from distance
9 mins	Jim Nasium	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
13 mins	Justin Time	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
17 mins	Justin Time	with a great chip from the left wing
27 mins	Justin Time	with a belter from his own half
32 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Adam Bomb	Time wasting
36 mins	Justin Time	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
41 mins	Justin Time	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
46 mins	Neil Overall	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
50 mins	Bob Frapples	with a belter from his own half
55 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
60 mins	Neil Overall	with a belter from the halfway line
63 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
64 mins	Winnie Bago	A broken finger
68 mins	Adam Bomb	with a belter from his own half
72 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins	Justin Time	with a powerful header into the top corner
79 mins	Justin Time	with a dink right on the goal line
84 mins	Jim Nasium	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
89 mins	Justin Time	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

Match Report

With their points tally rising faster than the temperature of a schoolboy watching a Rachel Stevens video, promotion is very much on the cards for this club.
SenDoK BangKong would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
To win games you need to win the ball. zalgeris don't even know what a ball looks like.
zalgeris's goalie Jose Frayed did little to thwart Wyse Guys's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Like a box of damp matches, the zalgeris forward line is full of useless strikers.
zalgeris's SenDoK BangKong experiment with the 4 1 2 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"The thing about this game," offered boss SenDoK BangKong, "is even when you're dead, you must never allow yourself just to lie down and be buried. Judging by that performance, we brought our own spades."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 19 times, Wyse Guys turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Windy

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