Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(2) 3
Delta Colts				dundee fc
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Virgil van Dijk 7, 18 Ryan Gravenberch 24 Cody Gakpo 30, 36, 58 Mohamed Salah 42, 71, 85 Florian Wirtz 47, 78 Diogo Jota 65		Ed Ible 20 (pen), 64 Winnie Dipoo 42

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
69	Possession	31
17	Shots	7
10	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	G.Mamardashvili		48
2	T.Arnold		48
3	G.Leoni		48
4	V.Dijk		48
5	A.Robertson	(71)	48
6	R.Gravenberch		89
7	F.Wirtz		88
8	A.MacAllister		48
9	M.Salah		48
10	D.Jota		48
11	C.Gakpo		48
12	A.Becker		0
13	I.Konate		0
14	D.Szoboszlai		0
15	R.Ngumoha		0
16	A.Isak		0

1	S.Dup	74
2	A.Gator	63
3	B.Frapples	74
4	A.Kaseltzer	72
5	V.Tire	65
6	C.Terbocks	63
7	D.Sore	83
8	S.Down	71
9	W.Dipoo	75
10	K.Dewitt	48
11	E.Ible	74
12	J.King	0
13	V.Lay	0
14	W.Bago	0
15	A.Hassle	0
16	M.Rohsopht	0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Virgil van Dijk	with a lovely move from the right wing
18 mins	Virgil van Dijk	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
20 mins	Ed Ible	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Ryan Gravenberch	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a great solo effort
36 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Mohamed Salah	with a lovely move from the right wing
42 mins	Winnie Dipoo	with a great solo effort
47 mins	Florian Wirtz	with a strike from the left wing
58 mins	Cody Gakpo	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
64 mins	Ed Ible	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
65 mins	Diogo Jota	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
71 mins	Andrew Robertson	Indecent exposure
71 mins	Mohamed Salah	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
78 mins	Florian Wirtz	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
85 mins	Mohamed Salah	from a throw in

Match Report

It became clear early on that Delta Colts shouldn't even be on the same pitch as dundee fc. The 12 - 3 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
mike ross may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
If possession is nine tenths of the law, dundee fc couldn't get themselves arrested.
Mohamed Salah's hat trick was rounded off from a throw in.
Give the dundee fc strikers some Viagra. They lack any penetration in the box.
There are less suitable formations for Delta Colts's squad than 4 3 3, but J P would be advised to ignore those too.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager mike ross after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
For all the resistance dundee fc offered as wave upon wave of Delta Colts attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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