Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(4) 8
Dudley Delights				kirkedge cripples
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
		Ewan Whatarmy 12, 32, 53, 85 Jim Nasium 22 Leo Tarred 43 (pen) Vlad Tire 64 Justin Case 75

Match Statistics

3 6 1	Formation	5 4 1
51	Possession	49
7	Shots	8
7	Fouls	11
2	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	4
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Sapple		78
2	X.Breath		68
3	T.Vision	(57)	69
4	B.Board		72
5	J.King		75
6	H.First		67
7	J.Frayed		73
8	A.Sapple	(44)	63
9	B.Cherry		77
10	R.Kleiner		62
11	L.Nover		80
12	S.Urai		0
13	O.Whackew		0
14	J.King		0
15	X.Money		0
16	A.Bomb		0

1	L.Tarred		87
2	J.Nasium		79
3	S.Down		85
4	W.Melon		78
5	L.Tarred		63
6	V.Tire	(44)	77
7	J.Case		76
8	W.Bago		89
9	R.Sance		88
10	C.Lear		76
11	E.Whatarmy		87
12	A.Hassle		0
13	F.Furter		0
14	P.Pantz		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	P.Pantz		0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
22 mins	Jim Nasium	with a brave flying header
32 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a great chip from the left wing
43 mins	Leo Tarred	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Vlad Tire	Head butting
44 mins	Adam Sapple	Head butting
53 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
57 mins	Telly Vision	Time wasting
64 mins	Vlad Tire	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Justin Case	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
85 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

For the entire 90 minutes almost everything kirkedge cripples touched turned to goals. They not only ran Dudley Delights off the park with a 8 - 0 massacre, but chased them all the way home after the final whistle too.
If this is how master tactician Andrew Steenson plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Dudley Delights's goalie Adam Sapple to keep goldfish.
What a performance by kirkedge cripples's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
Vlad Tire and Adam Sapple were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, kirkedge cripples's Andrew Steenson is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 5 4 1 formation.
"That's not the best we've played recently," offered manager David Millington-Marsh following his side's defeat. "We've played a lot better than that and won. We need to start doing that again."
After a hammering like this Dudley Delights's manager David Millington-Marsh must be feeling pretty stupid. If you told him Christmas was just around the corner, he'd go looking for it.

Extra Information

Referee

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Butch Gravelneck

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