Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(4) 8
Cheltenham Festival				dundee fc
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Midas Well 31 Chris Mass 59, 90		Dinah Sore 6 Sam Pull 14 Sid Down 31 Ben Crobbery 39, 48, 57 Ariel Hassle 67 Val Lay 85 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 5 2 Attacking	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
39	Possession	61
6	Shots	17
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	6
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	B.Dwyer		77
2	R.Cranium	(59)	66
3	B.Crobbery		72
4	C.Lear		69
5	U.Daway		65
6	S.Knot		75
7	K.Opener		69
8	B.Arrow		69
9	E.Roids		45
10	M.Well		56
11	C.Mass		73
12	A.Nino		0
13	T.Urchips		0
14	B.Board		0
15	M.Skeeto		0
16	H.Fire		0

1	V.Lay		76
2	A.Gator		70
3	B.Frapples		82
4	C.Terbocks		73
5	A.Kaseltzer		85
6	V.Tire		79
7	S.Down		79
8	H.deMann		47
9	A.Hassle		68
10	B.Crobbery	(59)	79
11	S.Pull		47
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	M.Rohsopht		0
14	S.Dup		0
15	D.Sore		0
16	W.Dipoo		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Dinah Sore	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
14 mins	Sam Pull	with a great chip from the left wing
22 mins	Val Lay	scuffed a penalty
31 mins	Midas Well	with a great solo effort
31 mins	Sid Down	with a belter from the halfway line
39 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a spectacular bicycle kick
48 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
57 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a great chip from the left wing
59 mins	Richard Cranium	Time wasting
59 mins	Ben Crobbery	No apparent reason
59 mins	Chris Mass	with a spectacular bicycle kick
67 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a spectacular bicycle kick
75 mins	Val Lay	scuffed a penalty
85 mins	Val Lay	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Chris Mass	from a free kick

Match Report

If Cheltenham Festival spent more time playing football and less time picking flowers for their boyfriends, they might have avoided being on the wrong end of the 8 - 3 hiding they took against dundee fc.
Whatever it is mike ross is putting in dundee fc's water, we'd like some.
Winnie Dipoo failed to show for dundee fc after a night on the town. He woke up with the mother of all hangovers and spent the afternoon blowing chunks while clinging to his toilet bowl like his life depended on it.
After a game like this you wouldn't trust Cheltenham Festival 's goalie Barb Dwyer to keep goldfish.
When dundee fc's defence get bored of football they could become Permanent Felt Tips. On today's impressive display they're all Magic Markers.
dundee fc's mike ross is clearly deeply in love with 5 2 3 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," dundee fc boss mike ross claimed following the win.
Cheltenham Festival were so out of their depth even a lifeboat couldn't have saved them from this result.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Windy

Soft Pitch