Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(1) 2
Mano Team				Cheltenham Festival
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 8, 89 Justin Credible 19 Des Buratto 31, 43, 66, 78		Chris Mass 33 Barb Dwyer 62 (pen)

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
39	Possession	61
8	Shots	14
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	R.Meeblind		83
2	P.Zaria	(61)	62
3	E.Dover		84
4	R.Ingleaves		44
5	R.Sance		46
6	A.Nino		67
7	J.Credible		71
8	D.Sore		55
9	S.Pull		48
10	D.Buratto		79
11	P.Zaria		85
12	H.Mungous		0
13	A.Gator	(61) (90)	70
14	B.Weiser		0
15	W.Bago		0
16	F.Furter		0

1	B.Dwyer		84
2	R.Cranium	(61)	69
3	H.Fire		71
4	C.Lear		69
5	B.Crobbery		61
6	U.Daway		65
7	S.Knot		75
8	K.Opener	(90)	59
9	B.Arrow		69
10	E.Roids		45
11	C.Mass		73
12	M.Skeeto	(90)	55
13	T.Urchips		0
14	B.Board		0
15	M.Well		0
16	A.Choke		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Pete Zaria	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
19 mins	Justin Credible	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
31 mins	Des Buratto	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
33 mins	Chris Mass	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
43 mins	Des Buratto	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
54 mins	Pete Zaria	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Richard Cranium	Shirt pulling
61 mins	Pete Zaria	A broken thumb
62 mins	Barb Dwyer	after ref awarded a penalty
66 mins	Des Buratto	with a thunderous shot from distance
78 mins	Des Buratto	with the bumcheek of God
89 mins	Pete Zaria	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
90 mins	Ali Gator	Faking injury
90 mins	Ken Opener	A mild concussion

Match Report

It was more luck than skill that handed Mano Team this 7 - 2 win over Cheltenham Festival .
The team's performance is credit to the Mano Team manager Foltin Tibor and his decision to send his team Curry night.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. Cheltenham Festival 's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Send out the search party! Cheltenham Festival 's entire midfield went missing for the entire 90 minutes.
Cheltenham Festival 's Daniel Cullen is clearly deeply in love with 4 5 1 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I'm black and blue from pinching myself to make sure this is real," said a fan after Mano Team's victory.
Cheltenham Festival probably shouldn't beat themselves up too much over a result like this. Mano Team have already given them a decent hiding.

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Michael McLintock

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