Match Report

	(6) 14	-	(2) 4
Kings Bridge Athletic				I Am Legend
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Robin Meeblind 5, 42, 60, 83 Sheri Cola 17, 72, 77, 90 Andy Structible 23 Huang Annsaw 29 (pen) Daryl Lect 35, 47 Bud Weiser 54 Winnie Dipoo 66		Tim Burr 18 Buster Cherry 35 Des Buratto 54 Ben Dover 72

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
67	Possession	33
21	Shots	5
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
6	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	H.Annsaw		81
2	A.Rudder		83
3	W.Dipoo		88
4	B.Dwyer		71
5	B.Weiser		80
6	S.Down		67
7	C.Needzit	(90)	86
8	A.Structible		87
9	D.Lect		71
10	S.Cola		91
11	R.Meeblind		93
12	D.Tater		0
13	B.Dover		0
14	L.Sirr		0
15	R.Cranium		0
16	A.Gravity		0

1	R.Sance		74
2	B.Dover	(90)	59
3	J.King		44
4	D.Buratto		48
5	W.Melon	(55)	46
6	C.Mass		53
7	T.Burr		87
8	P.Pantz		85
9	D.Tater		73
10	H.First		59
11	B.Cherry		85
12	J.Nasium		0
13	V.Tire	(90)	45
14	L.Stooth		0
15	L.Nover		0
16	H.Fire		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a brave flying header
11 mins	Huang Annsaw	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Sheri Cola	from a free kick
18 mins	Tim Burr	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
23 mins	Andy Structible	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
29 mins	Huang Annsaw	after ref awarded a penalty
35 mins	Daryl Lect	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
35 mins	Buster Cherry	with a powerful header into the top corner
42 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a spectacular bicycle kick
47 mins	Daryl Lect	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
54 mins	Bud Weiser	with the hand of God
54 mins	Des Buratto	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
55 mins	Walter Melon	Repeated fouling
60 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
66 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
72 mins	Sheri Cola	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
72 mins	Ben Dover	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
77 mins	Sheri Cola	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
83 mins	Robin Meeblind	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
90 mins	Casey Needzit	Annoying the referee
90 mins	Ben Dover	A broken thumb
90 mins	Sheri Cola	with a thunderous shot from distance

Match Report

I Am Legend conceded 14 in 90 minutes for this 14 - 4 hammering against Kings Bridge Athletic. Quite a feat when you think about it.
I Am Legend are becoming increasingly as apathetic and lazy as their manager, who has clearly forgotten he should be training his team. One player should buy him Sven's book.
It's a good job Kings Bridge Athletic had so much possession because it was their ball and if they didn't they would have gone home.
I Am Legend's goalie Renee Sance did little to thwart Kings Bridge Athletic's attack. In fact he did nothing at all. Crap.
Today Kings Bridge Athletic's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
I Am Legend's alex fergurson is clearly deeply in love with 5 4 1 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"We can beat anyone on our day so long as we score," Kings Bridge Athletic boss Arsene Wenger claimed following the win.
If I Am Legend want to keep their shorts clean, maybe I Am Legend should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

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