Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(5) 10
We Play Like Girls				White Horse Tigers
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 35964 19, 36, 85 Player Name 35963 54		Brighton Early 7 Sam Urai 16, 65, 73, 88 Dan Druff 24 Pete Zaria 31 Des Buratto 39 Shirley Knot 57 Rick Kleiner 81 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	4 1 4 1
38	Possession	62
9	Shots	11
9	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum	74
2	E.Whatarmy	61
3	B.Weiser	73
4	P.Zaria	70
5	S.Pitt	67
6	B.Early	44
7	C.Mass	76
8	L.Lyde	67
9	M.DeLawn	78
10	R.Meeblind	44
11	S.Cola	44
12	B.Dover	0
13	A.Rudder	0
14	L.Tarred	0
15	B.Free	0
16	N.Ovtime	0

1	R.Kleiner		83
2	S.Knot	(90)	72
3	S.Dup		79
4	H.Fire		75
5	A.Tricity		65
6	D.Buratto		80
7	P.Zaria		81
8	B.Early		89
9	M.Absent	(90)	79
10	D.Druff		79
11	S.Urai		83
12	T.Burr		0
13	B.Ender	(90)	68
14	D.Buratto		0
15	K.Opener		0
16	M.DeLawn		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Brighton Early	with a dink right on the goal line
16 mins	Sam Urai	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
19 mins	Player Name 35964	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
24 mins	Dan Druff	with a spectacular bicycle kick
31 mins	Pete Zaria	from the dressing room
36 mins	Player Name 35964	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins	Des Buratto	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins	Rick Kleiner	scuffed a penalty
54 mins	Player Name 35963	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
57 mins	Shirley Knot	from the dressing room
65 mins	Sam Urai	from a throw in
73 mins	Sam Urai	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
81 mins	Rick Kleiner	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 35964	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
88 mins	Sam Urai	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Shirley Knot	A mild concussion
90 mins	Marcus Absent	Squabbling

Match Report

White Horse Tigers went into this encounter clearly determined to give it their all. Holding nothing back, they went on to record an impressive 10 - 4 win over a wet looking AFC St Asaph.
If this is how master tactician clint eastwood plays a game of football, we wouldn't want to be playing him at chess!
Not even Bjorn Free's primary school teacher would have swallowed the excuse that he missed today's game because he a Sky TV installation.
It was such a bad match for AFC St Asaph goalie Al Luminum that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
AFC St Asaph's combination of midfielders have taken to playing across the centre like a duck out of water
White Horse Tigers's clint eastwood experiment with the 4 1 4 1 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," White Horse Tigers manager clint eastwood said of his opposite number Tom Parry-Jones. "But it was a mess of his own making."
White Horse Tigers should be raising eyebrows after this impressive result over AFC St Asaph, one thing they certainly won't be doing is moping brows. They hardly broke sweat to take the points here.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

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Hard Pitch