Match Report

	(5) 10	-	(1) 2
Dudley Delights				dundee fc
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Darius Lesgettham 7, 38, 61 Ed Jewcation 15, 53 Xavier Money 22, 46, 75, 83 Lee Nover 29		Ben Crobbery 29 Ariel Hassle 55

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	4 1 2 3
69	Possession	31
17	Shots	8
6	Fouls	8
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Sapple	76
2	T.Vision	74
3	X.Breath	81
4	B.Board	81
5	A.Bomb	63
6	J.King	88
7	H.First	71
8	E.Jewcation	81
9	L.Nover	81
10	X.Money	48
11	D.Lesgettham	44
12	A.Sapple	0
13	S.Urai	0
14	J.King	0
15	J.Frayed	0
16	A.Thetires	0

1	S.Dup		72
2	A.Gator		68
3	B.Frapples		71
4	T.Urchips	(90)	62
5	M.Rohsopht		62
6	S.Down		72
7	K.Dewitt		48
8	H.deMann		47
9	A.Hassle		67
10	B.Crobbery		75
11	E.Ible		72
12	J.King		0
13	V.Lay		0
14	W.Bago		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	A.Kaseltzer		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a powerful header into the top corner
15 mins	Ed Jewcation	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Xavier Money	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
29 mins	Lee Nover	from a free kick
29 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
38 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a flick on
46 mins	Xavier Money	with a brave flying header
53 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a flick on
55 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with the bumcheek of God
67 mins	Adam Sapple	scuffed a penalty
75 mins	Xavier Money	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
83 mins	Xavier Money	with a strike from the left wing
90 mins	Tate Urchips	Shirt pulling

Match Report

Dudley Delights are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with dundee fc the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 10 - 2 hammering.
mike ross may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
Al Kaseltzer was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
The only hope dundee fc have of turning goalie Stan Dup into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts.
Quick, pass the dictionary to the dundee fc defenders, they need to look up the word 'tackle'. Actually if you did pass it to them, they'd only lose it to one of Dudley Delights's strikers.
Most of dundee fc clearly thought 4 1 2 3 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed Dudley Delights striker Darius Lesgettham.
null Apparently dundee fc were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

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