Match Report

	(8) 16	-	(2) 3
We Play Like Girls				Fantomas
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 35972 5, 10, 38, 44 Player Name 35974 15, 34 Player Name 35963 25, 53, 63, 68, 84 Player Name 35962 29 (pen), 74 (pen) Player Name 35977 48 Player Name 35967 58 Player Name 35975 79		Brice Tagg 18 (pen) Dan Druff 39 Marcus Absent 61

Match Statistics

3 4 1 2	Formation	1 8 1
70	Possession	30
18	Shots	5
2	Fouls	8
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Luminum		83
2	T.Vision		63
3	B.Weiser		82
4	S.Pitt	(90)	73
5	L.Lyde		79
6	C.Mass		88
7	B.Free		88
8	B.Dover	(58)	72
9	B.Board		70
10	M.DeLawn		83
11	E.Whatarmy		89
12	B.Free	(58)	68
13	P.Zaria		0
14	L.Tarred		0
15	R.Meeblind		0
16	B.Early		0

1	W.Maykit		54
2	B.Cherry		75
3	L.Nover		67
4	R.Meeblind		46
5	S.Manilla		46
6	S.Freak		44
7	B.Tagg		47
8	D.Druff		64
9	D.Sore	(90)	50
10	M.Absent		44
11	R.Banks		63
12	A.Structible	(90)	45
13	C.Needzit		0
14	D.Lesgettham		0
15	A.Structible		0
16	L.DeHand		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 35972	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
10 mins	Player Name 35972	with the hand of God
15 mins	Player Name 35974	with a brave flying header
18 mins	Brice Tagg	after ref awarded a penalty
25 mins	Player Name 35963	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Player Name 35962	after ref awarded a penalty
34 mins	Player Name 35974	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
38 mins	Player Name 35972	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
39 mins	Dan Druff	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
44 mins	Player Name 35972	from a free kick
48 mins	Player Name 35977	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
53 mins	Player Name 35963	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
58 mins	Player Name 35978	A mild concussion
58 mins	Player Name 35967	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
61 mins	Marcus Absent	with a belter from his own half
63 mins	Player Name 35963	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
68 mins	Player Name 35963	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
74 mins	Player Name 35962	after ref awarded a penalty
79 mins	Player Name 35975	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
84 mins	Player Name 35963	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
84 mins	Dan Druff	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Player Name 35975	Foul and abusive language
90 mins	Dinah Sore	A broken arm

Match Report

Fantomas were taught a real lesson here by a rampant AFC St Asaph side. So heavy was the 16 - 3 defeat that by the end they were having trouble keeping track of score. Maybe the lesson should have been maths.
After a good session at the Pub crawl the AFC St Asaph performance was credit to manager Tom Parry-Jones's commitment.
Fantomas's possession game was so bad they'd fair better if they turned the pitch into a giant pinball machine.
It was such a bad match for Fantomas goalie Willie Maykit that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
A disgraceful defensive performance from Fantomas. Their centre backs couldn't even challenge Anneka.
There are less suitable formations for Fantomas's squad than 1 8 1, but Del Storey would be advised to ignore those too.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," AFC St Asaph manager Tom Parry-Jones said of his defeated opposite number Del Storey". "But the was a mess of his own making."
For all the resistance Fantomas offered as wave upon wave of AFC St Asaph attack rained down on them, you have to wonder if this game was actually being played on the same pitch.

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