The Division Thu, 5 Mar 2026

	(3) 5	-	(1) 2
Fantomas				dundee fc
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Marcus Absent 14, 56 Sam Manilla 28 Robin Banks 42 Andy Structible 70 (pen)		Ben Crobbery 31, 60

Match Statistics
4 2 4		Formation		2 3 2 1 2
61		Possession		39
17		Shots		6
2		Fouls		7
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
4		Offsides		1
Longball		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Astros		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 A.Structible 81 2 A.Meway 84 3 B.Cherry (90) 79 4 A.Structible 80 5 D.Lesgettham 45 6 S.Manilla 46 7 L.Nover 67 8 R.Banks 62 9 D.Druff 84 10 M.Absent 44 11 S.Freak 44 12 R.Meeblind 0 13 W.Leggrowbach 0 14 A.Thetires 0 15 B.Tagg 0 16 C.Needzit 0		1 S.Dup 71 2 A.Gator (90) 70 3 T.Urchips 64 4 A.Kaseltzer 61 5 C.Terbocks 65 6 B.Frapples 60 7 D.Sore 73 8 W.Dipoo 65 9 S.Down 76 10 E.Ible 72 11 B.Crobbery 73 12 H.deMann 0 13 V.Lay (90) 49 14 W.Bago 0 15 S.Pull 0 16 V.Tire 0

Time		Person	Description
14 mins		Marcus Absent	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
28 mins		Sam Manilla	from the dressing room
31 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
42 mins		Robin Banks	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
56 mins		Marcus Absent	with a spectacular bicycle kick
60 mins		Ben Crobbery	with a great volley from 10 yards out
70 mins		Andy Structible	after ref awarded a penalty
83 mins		Andy Structible	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins		Buster Cherry	Repeated fouling
90 mins		Ali Gator	A mild concussion

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Match Report

Fantomas never looked in any trouble as they strolled to victory over dundee fc winning 5 - 2. mike ross needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs. Vlad Tire didn't turn out for dundee fc because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away. dundee fc hot shot Ben Crobbery chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 2 goals. The Longball style was all the rage this evening. While Fantomas was made to measure, dundee fc's was straight off the peg. Only one fitted properly. Fantomas look about as convinving playing in the 4 2 4 formation as they would if boss Del Storey sent them out in dresses. They must think attack is something used to nail down carpets, and that defence is what rings the garden. dundee fc need to buck their ideas up. It the kind of meeting where it was raining goals, but Fantomas certainly showered the opposition goal.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Hot	Normal Pitch