Match Report

	(6) 12	-	(3) 7
I Am Legend				Sesame Street Mafia
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Buster Cherry 5, 12, 26, 35, 41 (pen), 50, 59, 73, 81 Des Buratto 20 Ariel Hassle 65 Peter Pantz 89 (pen)		Big Bird* 11, 59, 70 Al Kaholic 23 Ben Crobbery 36, 80 Andy Structible 47

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	4 5 1
60	Possession	40
12	Shots	9
6	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	C.Mass		78
2	B.Board		77
3	H.Fire		70
4	L.Stooth		80
5	B.Dover		57
6	D.Buratto		48
7	P.Pantz		88
8	H.First		80
9	D.Tater		78
10	A.Hassle		81
11	B.Cherry	(59)	94
12	T.Burr		0
13	W.Melon		0
14	R.Sance		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	V.Tire		0

1	D.Geruss		48
2	A.Structible		48
3	R.Baston		46
4	R.Ingleaves		47
5	C.Mass	(61)	45
6	A.Kaholic		47
7	B.Crobbery		46
8	A.Abet*		48
9	L.Sirr		48
10	W.Dipoo		48
11	B.Bird*		46
12	C.Monster		0
13	L.Tarred*		0
14	M.Hunt		0
15	A.Sapple		0
16	K.Dewitt*		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Buster Cherry	from a free kick
11 mins	Big Bird*	with a flick on
12 mins	Buster Cherry	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
20 mins	Des Buratto	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
23 mins	Al Kaholic	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
26 mins	Buster Cherry	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
35 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great chip from the left wing
36 mins	Ben Crobbery	with the bumcheek of God
41 mins	Buster Cherry	after ref awarded a penalty
47 mins	Andy Structible	with a strike from the left wing
50 mins	Buster Cherry	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
59 mins	Buster Cherry	Head butting
59 mins	Buster Cherry	with a lovely move from the right wing
59 mins	Big Bird*	with a powerful header into the top corner
61 mins	Chris Mass	Foul and abusive language
65 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
70 mins	Big Bird*	from a throw in
73 mins	Buster Cherry	with a great solo effort
80 mins	Ben Crobbery	from a goal kick
81 mins	Buster Cherry	from a corner
89 mins	Peter Pantz	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

I Am Legend didn't even break sweat to beat Sesame Street Mafia by a convincing 12 - 7.
The I Am Legend defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Sesame Street Mafia's keeper Dan Geruss couldn't have stopped a beachball on this kind of form.
The World Cup was but a distant memory today. It was like Brazil hadn't even discovered the game yet with I Am Legend's longball game shining through against Sesame Street Mafia's passing style.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 4 1 was a good stab, unfortunately for alex fergurson most of his squad are best on the bench.
As an angry mob of Sesame Street Mafia fans were heading towards the pub after this defeat, one pointed to the car park asking "Where does that idiot Kallum Baston leave his car?"
Being such good value for their win, I Am Legend should be on supermarket shelves everywhere. If only it was win three points, get three points free.

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