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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(1) 4 - (3) 7
Mano Team   Sesame Street Mafia
Division Pos:15
  Division Pos:5
 
Goal Scorers
Dinah Sore 13
Des Buratto 48
Winnie Bago 60
Alf Abet 73  
Big Bird* 11, 22, 46, 81 (pen)
Lou Sirr 34
Ben Crobbery 58
Al Kaholic 69  
 
Match Statistics
2 5 3Formation4 5 1
55Possession45
12Shots10
6Fouls9
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
3Offsides3
PassingStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
PansyAggressionPansy
AstrosBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1R.Meeblind69
2P.Zaria (61)62
3E.Dover74
4J.Credible59
5W.Dipoo48
6A.Luminum63
7D.Sore45
8S.Pull45
9W.Bago74
10D.Buratto77
11A.Abet51
12R.Sance0
13A.Gator0
14B.Weiser0
15E.Jewcation0
16A.Nino0
1M.Hunt47
2A.Structible48
3R.Baston46
4R.Ingleaves47
5L.Tarred*46
6A.Kaholic47
7A.Abet* (59)48
8B.Crobbery46
9L.Sirr48
10W.Dipoo48
11B.Bird*46
12C.Monster0
13K.Dewitt*0
14D.Geruss0
15A.Thetires*0
16C.Mass0
 
Time   Person Description
 11 minsBig Bird*from a free kick
 13 minsDinah Sorewith a lovely move from the right wing
 22 minsBig Bird*with a great volley from 10 yards out
 24 minsWinnie Dipooscuffed a penalty
 34 minsLou Sirrafter a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 35 minsWinnie Bagoscuffed a penalty
 46 minsBig Bird*with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 48 minsDes Burattowith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 58 minsBen Crobberywith a little side heel inside the six yard box
 59 minsAlf Abet*Scrapping
 60 minsWinnie Bagofrom a throw in
 61 minsPete ZariaRepeated diving
 69 minsAl Kaholicwith a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 73 minsAlf Abetwith a belter from the halfway line
 81 minsBig Bird*after ref awarded a penalty
 89 minsWinnie Dipooscuffed a penalty
 
 
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Match Report
The promotion challenge is very much alive and kicking in the Sesame Street Mafia camp. Following this win and yet another three points their campaign is in rude health.
Today Sesame Street Mafia's defence were as hard to pass as the Dog And Duck on Free Lager day.
Ed Jewcation missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch.
Both managers sent their team out to play a Passing style, it could have been a night of shadow boxing. However Sesame Street Mafia had the knockout punch, leaving Mano Team chasing shadows.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 5 3 formation look impressive, Mano Team however make it look very ordinary.
"The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed striker Big Bird*. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
Back to basics then for Mano Team who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Albert Boneshaker
 
Windy
 
Hard Pitch
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