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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 13 Mar 2026 (Day: 30/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 12 Mar 2026
 
(2) 5 - (4) 8
We Play Like Girls   werwerwerwer
Division Pos:11
  Division Pos:6
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 35977 13, 78
Player Name 35976 26
Player Name 35978 52
Player Name 35966 66  
Lou Stooth 8, 62, 73, 84
Sheri Cola 20, 41
Lance Lyde 30 (pen)
Bill Board 51  
 
Match Statistics
4 5 1Formation3 2 2 3
62Possession38
15Shots8
6Fouls13
1Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
5Offsides2
ContinentalStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 3596260
2P.Name 3596360
3P.Name 3596648
4P.Name 3596761
5P.Name 3597145
6P.Name 3597357
7P.Name 3597657
8P.Name 3597762
9P.Name 35978 (46)47
10P.Name 3597056
11P.Name 3597445
12P.Name 359720
13P.Name 359640
14P.Name 359610
15P.Name 359750
16P.Name 359690
1L.Lyde83
2S.Manilla82
3B.Ender65
4S.Urai64
5A.Meway (55) (46)57
6T.Vision46
7S.Knot76
8R.Kleiner79
9B.Board83
10S.Cola60
11L.Stooth93
12H.Fire0
13K.Dewitt (55)45
14E.Ible0
15V.Tire0
16D.Sore0
 
Time   Person Description
 8 minsLou Stoothafter he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
 13 minsPlayer Name 35977with a thunderous shot from distance
 20 minsSheri Colawith an amazing lob from an acute angle
 26 minsPlayer Name 35976with a dink right on the goal line
 30 minsLance Lydeafter ref awarded a penalty
 41 minsSheri Colawith a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 46 minsAdam MewayFoul and abusive language
 46 minsPlayer Name 35978Foul and abusive language
 51 minsBill Boardwith the bumcheek of God
 52 minsPlayer Name 35978with a strike from the left wing
 55 minsAdam MewayA broken thumb
 62 minsLou Stoothwith a rocket from outside the penalty area
 66 minsPlayer Name 35966after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 73 minsLou Stoothwith a brave flying header
 78 minsPlayer Name 35977with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 84 minsLou Stoothwith a lovely move from the right wing
 
 
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Match Report
This could prove to be a very useful win for the promotion-hungry werwerwerwer. Pastures new beckon, but do they know the way?
Scott McDonald is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the werwerwerwer team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
With 4 goals, Lou Stooth was the toast of the werwerwerwer dressing room.
werwerwerwer's defensive play won the tactical battle against We Play Like Girls's counter play.
Adam Meway and Player Name 35978 had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Adam Meway left the pitch crying like a girl. "In my day," huffed manager Scott McDonald, "you'd play with a broken thumb."
"It goes to show there's no alternative to quality," bragged werwerwerwer manager Scott McDonald after the game. "Well, Tom Parry-Jones's team found an alternative didn't they? But being dreadfully poor is no answer."
werwerwerwer should be raising eyebrows after this impressive result over We Play Like Girls, one thing they certainly won't be doing is moping brows. They hardly broke sweat to take the points here.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Simon Pieman
 
Windy
 
Soft Pitch
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